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Steve Lattimer LB @SteveLattimer

Yes, that’s a waffle maker. Yes, I know this is a gym. No, you cannot have a homemade waffle.

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Slappy @Slapmemam

i need everybody to get on the same page and then lose it

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Mop Penguin @MopPenguin

rocking out with my cock out at the local long john silvers

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Just ate your pussy in my head hope you felt it

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Zone Resident @SoliSolstice

Sex from a girl who has sex with you

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Saying Yayyy despite the anguish

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Don’t let my upbringing and socioeconomic status fool you, I am indeed white trash

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Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY

can i come over and be weird on ur couch

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commenting “first” under a porn vid

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𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓

I'm creating an app called Tender. It's like Tinder, only instead of for dating it tells you where you can buy chicken tenders.

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𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓

Maybe one for seafood lovers called Plenty Of Fish.

𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓

I'm creating an app called Tender. It's like Tinder, only instead of for dating it tells you where you can buy chicken tenders.

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i got circumcised at Michael’s The Arts and Crafts Store

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𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓

Insurance companies be like....

Kira @kirahottt

I need a friend I can fvck in private and be friends in public

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️sof @sodazerosugar

let's drink diet coke and explore each others bodies

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Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart

I sold Danny DeVito into sexual slavery in 2OO6

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🔎Al🔍@SweatieAngle

Went to leave someone a hateful reply and saw I’d done it already a year ago☺️

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Mop Penguin @MopPenguin

my uncle keeps coming into my room at night

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krimbo @fuckasparagus

that's my great uncle clit he's a good man

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dudes be like “you can call me ej”

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𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓

My grandma would tell us that we’d go blind if we sat too close to the TV while she drank her gin in a cloud of unfiltered cigarette smoke in her home that was made solely out of asbestos.

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trash jones @jzux

sometimes you meet someone who’s the opposite of your soul mate. your soul opp

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