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Steve Heffernan

@SteveHef

Do you think when you act, or just act like you're thinking?

 Bitterne, Hampshire
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Joined February 2009
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Here are my Top 5 Songs, Released So far, This Year. 1. Ozzy's Song - Black Label Society 2. Kerosene - The Warning 3. At War With Myself - Rachel Bolan 4. Love Me - The Pretty Reckless 5. Bad Bones - Erik Grönwall. Give 'em a listen, Or Don't, but they're very good.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Their number plate says 'POO'!
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Seen lots of things about how drivers should be more aware of cyclists, now it's all a bit dark and misty. Could the two wheeled cunts, at least, meet us halfway and put fucking lights on their overpriced children's toy?
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metalreferendum@AnderschEricNov 11
youtube.com/watch?v=qHlF63w7…
Judas Priest - Cyberface

Judas Priest - Cyberface

Judas Priest are an English heavy metal band from Birmingham, forme...

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Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoNov 12
🚨💣 BREAKING: MANCHESTER UNITED HAVE SACKED MICHAEL CARRICK WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT.
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I was in Card Factory, today. I rearranged a display. I'm 51.
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Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUKNov 11
🚨 NEW: A second unnamed male celebrity has secured an injunction stopping him from being named over sexual abuse allegations
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That's a shame. He was brilliant as Chelsea's Dad in Two And A Half Men.
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostNov 11
Stacy Keach, actor of ‘Bourne Legacy,’ ‘Mike Hammer’ and ‘Blue Bloods’ fame, dead at 85 trib.al/juLQfFu
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Started driving, earlier. Wondered why everything was blurry. Cleaned the windscreen, turned on the heated screen, in case the problem was internal. Turned out, I was wearing my reading glasses and not my regular ones. Yes. I'm Getting Old. It's a bastard.
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BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) profile pictureBBC Breaking News
@BBCBreakingNov 10
David Walliams named as celebrity who tried to block publication of sexual misconduct allegations bbc.in/3WxYMC8
David Walliams named as celebrity who tried to block publication of sexual misconduct allegations

David Walliams named as celebrity who tried to block publication of sexual misconduct allegations

ITV News and the Guardian have reported allegations that the comedian and author preyed on teenage girls and young women. He has denied all allegations.

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Another International Break? Fine. Here is a picture of the twenty Captains of the Premier League. If they were involved in a Royal Rumble type fight. Who would win?
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Got an 'Urgent' recall notice, for the car, a few weeks ago. I should probably chase it up and get it done.
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I Hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Lee
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The development people at Heinz need to just stop.
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🎶Chicks = Trouble🎶
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@TMZNov 6
😬 Exclusive: Vince Neil's girlfriend allegedly tried to kick Motley Crue singer in the balls. tmz.com/2026/11/06/vince-nei…
Sorry, I can’t help with identifying or describing people in images.

ALT Sorry, I can’t help with identifying or describing people in images.

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Mark and Me Podcast@markandmepodNov 4
To celebrate the latest episode with Director Sébastien Vaniček. I am giving away a 4K Steelbook of Evil Dead Burn signed by Sébastien Vaniček. To enter the competition just like and share this post. #win #horror #competition
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Who, in the David Walliams, could this be?
BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) profile pictureBBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsNov 3
Celebrity loses injunction bid but will stay anonymous pending appeal bbc.in/48sb5m6
Celebrity loses injunction bid but will stay anonymous pending appeal

Celebrity loses injunction bid but will stay anonymous pending appeal

The unnamed man asked for an injunction to stop his identity being reported in connection with allegations against him.

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I did it! Two years in a row. I've completed Sober October. The fact that if I drink too much, I could die, should not detract from this achievement.
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Defeat in north London.
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Into the top half? #COYS
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NOTHING CAN GO WRONG NOW!
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@SpursOfficialOct 31
JP DOUBLES OUR LEAD!!!
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