The Blitzkrieg begins..

Me when I realise my back labrador is a nazi..

Off to work for another day, so my taxs can be used to protect foreign gang rapists. Save some for the fat useless plod, so they can put on the riot gear to intimidate peaceful local protesters. Ps I hope rodneys already prolapsed arsehole finally falls out today.Brittle fucktard

A quick tip for all the spastics that infest our road network, your vehicle is heavy, try lifting your foot off the accelerator. There is no need to put your whole morbidly obese body weight on the brake pedal. Thanks..

Her other client..

Stop apologising ITV for the bad language, keir starmer is a wanker.

Just a quick shout out to the Brazilian kidnappers, don't bother we don't want any of them back.

It's only a matter of time before this latest incident, will be downgraded to a mostly peaceful train journey.. Just like the Notting hill carnival is every year.

Do we know if Hadush Kebatu paid for his train ticket guys..

We hear you want big ange as your next manager