CSWE | SOLIDWORKS| FEA student| CAD/CAM/CAE

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Joined March 2014
Replying to @SamGichuru
And every lie we tell incurs a debt to the truth. Sooner or later, that debt is paid. ~Valery Legasov
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I always like reminding GoK folks that this is the same nonsense that they did with Finance Bill 2023 that messed packaging, after an investor had already set up a factory. Just pata potea nonsense.
We had pretty long debates around taxation of mobile phones during Finance Bill 2026 submissions earlier in the year (see quoted tweet). The Customs duty question is now emerging.
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KAA used to be led by Jonny Anderson, a proper professional who was talking about things like a common cargo facility to raise Kenya’s freight hub profile. Instead we now have a charlatan who was rewarded after failing as a politician.
A glimpse at @CKositany’s timeline will give you a preview of @KenyaAirports current governance priorities.
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Remote Work Final Boss
President of Cameroon, the 93-year-old Paul Biya, is expected to visit Cameroon next week! He will have a two-week working trip before returning to Geneva, Switzerland, where he lives.
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Hii ilinimalizanga kabisa. 😂
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“I know a lady in Venice would have walked barefoot to Palestine for a touch of his nether lip.” - William Shakespeare, Othello (1604)
Replying to @khorramshar_44
None - “Palestinians” didn’t exist in 1948
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Yikes! Hakuna leapfrogging kabisa na at some point realization huwa ni industries lay the groundwork for a lot of things including cities na their benefits.
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Sure, you’re smart, but imagine if you were consistent.
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It's the duty of the citizenry to hold the government of the day to account.
Ile siku #SifunaMustGo itaanza 😂😂I will be here laughing.
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Deleting Instagram did NOTHING to improve my productivity. I now doomscroll on Google Maps.
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Every single person you meet in your daily life is fighting a hidden battle that you know nothing about Send them a Zoom meeting link for an 8 AM call on Monday morning to finish them off
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The world is a museum of passion projects, Mom edition 😭 cc @collision
It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.
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The trouble with socialism is that, sooner or later, you run out of other people's money
PS Chris Kiptoo: The government is struggling to raise enough revenue to meet the growing needs of Kenyans. #NTVAtOne @wangechimu @MichelleNgele_
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They're calling him the Ant christ and Sugar daddy 😂😂😂😂😂😂
There’s a guy on IG who pours a whole pack of sugar on an ant hill to “give them sudden wealth, cause inflation and crash their economy” 😭😭😭
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Movie night na vifaranga and one starts coughing incessantly, amepigwa na "nyamaza Van Cough" 😂😂😂😂 . . . Yeah, these ones will be alright.
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Pretty much everyone overestimates how much they know, especially when they're not made to attempt to retrieve said knowledge.
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Hii sio Making melodies ?
Classic groove never gets old
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This con man is completely lying to our faces, RUTO’S 1.1 MILLION HOUSING JOBS CLAIM DOESN’T ADD UP. ruto claims 1.1 million Kenyans are working in his Affordable Housing Programme. Yet a government-commissioned study counted only 640,442 direct and indirect jobs combined as of January 2026, while KNBS recorded approximately 728,400 workers across Kenya’s entire construction sector in 2025 - not just affordable housing. These figures cover different periods and categories, but neither substantiates his 1.1 million claim. @WilliamsRuto , where are the independently verified employment records, project-by-project figures and counting methodology? Kenyans deserve evidence, not another inflated-sounding announcement. And houses that cost a few hundred millions are not - the hundreds of billions that are untraceable from the affordable housing fund and levy…stolen public money? But “SINGAPORE” while building a few houses with worsening corruption… Here my story, I fight corruption until there’s justice: xitter.cf/hnnsbnd/status/2106969…
The Affordable Housing Programme is creating jobs at a major scale - now at 1.1 million - and is expected to reduce land fragmentation in agriculturally productive areas, eliminate slums and promote well-planned settlements for better service delivery. Our target is to build two million houses, 200,000 annually. We are on course, with 300,000 units already under construction across the country. Inspected the construction of the 380-unit Chepkorio Affordable Housing Project in Keiyo South Constituency, Elgeyo Marakwet County.
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As someone who has spent years trying to create a dignified market for Kenyan developers, I think we should be celebrating founders who are building their own products using AI. Look at what Mbiti has done with Aluta. Why should he spend KSh 500,000 or even KSh 3 million hiring developers to build something he hasn't validated? Having a working product doesn't guarantee sales. Many of us have built technically brilliant applications that nobody wanted to pay for. By building it himself, Mbiti has saved money that he can now spend on marketing, acquiring customers and validating the business. And what many devs don't seem to get is that if Aluta succeeds, Mbiti will eventually face technical challenges that require experienced engineers. But instead of asking investors for KSh 10 million to build an untested idea, he can now say, "We have 10,000 paying customers, our infrastructure can't keep up, and I need KSh 10 million to hire engineers who can help us scale and cut server costs by 50%." That's a much better problem to have, and a more compelling case for investment. I think developers need to appreciate this. Let founders who understand their markets validate their ideas as cheaply as possible. Our opportunity comes when those ideas succeed and need SERIOUS ENGINEERING EXPERTISE Mimi hapa, I'm positioning Reduzer to support founders like Mbiti and Kairo as they grow. Because one successful founder could end up creating two or three dignified, well-paying jobs for Kenyan developers for years.
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Apparently @JohnMbadiN is a finance minister? He doesn’t know basic data & currency conversions? Yikes! He’s misleading. This is currency conversion related not economic growth. Kenya didn’t suddenly become more productive. Ethiopia’s birr depreciated sharply, reducing its GDP when measured in US dollars. 📊 2025 real economic growth: 🇪🇹 Ethiopia: ~9.2% 🇰🇪 Kenya: 4.6% Ethiopia also remains the larger economy when adjusted for purchasing power (PPP). A currency-driven ranking change is not an economic miracle.
Kenya’s economy has reached a significant milestone, with GDP estimated at $151.25 billion, positioning us as East Africa’s largest economy and marking a shift in the region’s economic landscape.
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