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The beginnings of a screenplay about Trump as an 85-year old used car salesman: wattpad.com/760517958-sad-a-…
Now you can FINALLY get @realDonaldTrump to apologize for something! sorryhaters.app
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People say "America is X" or "This is not America", referring to some imagined Platonic Ideal of the country that they hold, as there's a specific America (or other country, of course) to harken back to, and they're both wrong. They're all wrong.
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You might as well be sharing a poll from Narnia, Mr. Trump. xitter.cf/realDonaldTrump/status…
If you like deep-fried chicken, you're going to really love this. THAT's AN ORDER. youtube.com/watch?v=-bkcDIYP…
ATTENTION, AMERICA: This is what @realDonaldTrump's dick is thinking right this minute: medium.com/@briandhogg/an-op…
This fake autobiography of Donald Trump is pretty amazing. And it's only a dollar! You should get it. amazon.com/Trumped-Up-Unsett…
.@AndySwan You mis-spelled "narcissistic idiots who think that anyone who disagrees with them must be a self-loathing apologist."
When people tell you we need to eat insects, do you freak out? YOU SHOULDN'T, because look at this pasta! youtube.com/watch?v=aW93apBv…
Does the idea of eating insects freak you out? IT SHOULDN'T. gastrobug.com/2016/02/17/sup…
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