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The week Reform would love you to forget…
Corruption, contradictions & crustaceans 🦪 from our ‘party of the working people!’
The sacking, the clown-show of excuses
…& good old Lee Anderson making everything worse.
Brand new Trawl ep out now!
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…
Stephen2000 retweeted
BREAKING: During his speech today, Donald Trump recounted helping save Titanic victims: “I saved more people than anybody, many people, the best people. I said, ‘Turn left, Captain. Very simple. Very easy.’ He didn’t listen. I know icebergs. Nobody knows icebergs better than me.”
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I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!
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“Dear Don, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin', I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom. I visited Mar-Lago, you must not've known I was there.”
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OBAMA: “People make excuses for him. They say he’s not serious. Everything a president says is serious!”🔥
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Yesterday Reform were talking about winning enough seats to be the opposition.
They didn't win enough to form a five a side team 🤷♀️
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Replying to @PennyMordaunt
Thank you for mentioning me in your clumsy analogy. I’m just happy to have been better in the 6 yard box than you are at the dispatch box. Best wishes.
Stephen2000 retweeted
They spend half their lives lying about having their freedom of speech taken away, the other half trying to take away @garylineker’s & they’re too thick to see the irony.
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It must be so exhausting to be a Boris Johnson defender. Soon, only the Mail, Rees-Mogg & Dorries will be left, spewing endless nonsense & bile on an infinite loop. Bit like Brexit, really.
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Nadhim Zahawi has agreed to pay the £3,000,000 tax bill he lied about and hid from HMRC.
He should be sent to jail for fraud.
RT if you want to see him in jail.






















