London, England
Joined February 2011
Next Wednesday. 11th January. My birthday. I am releasing my latest stand-up special. Please tell absolutely everyone you know about this. I want people to see it. Nice one. ❤️
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Former President George W. Bush: “The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean of Ukraine.”
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Saw you tonight at the Tattershalls on the river, good set man 👍
“For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” - Mr & Mrs Pistorius
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stay connect with youself
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BBC News - Coronavirus: Oxford vaccine can train immune system bbc.co.uk/news/uk-53469839
At their peak, who's the better midfielder? Retweet for David Silva of Man City. Like for Mesut Ozil of Arsenal. #MCIBOU #ARSLIV
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Been a tough for week for statues. Time they made a stand and showed some mettle.
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Ever have the experience where the less you care about something, the more likely you are to get it? Confidence comes from a comfort with failure, so paradoxically, the more comfortable you become with failure, the more likely you are to experience success.
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Did y’all know that they keep someone living up on the space station just in case a total disaster happens and kills all humans on earth? There’s always at least 3 people on board and they rotate them
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It’s the honour and privilege of my life to be elected as Leader of the Labour Party. I will lead this great party into a new era, with confidence and hope, so that when the time comes, we can serve our country again – in government.
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Rocky “Remember who you are, what you are and who you represent." Just a little reminder. #arsenal
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Jurgen Klopp: “My political understanding is this: if I am doing well, I want others to do well, too. If there’s something I will never do in my life it is vote for the right. "I believe in the welfare state. I’m not privately insured" 🌹 Vote for the many, not the few.
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There's a 7-point swing to Labour in the latest BMG poll. The Tory lead is now 6 points. Conservatives 39% (-2) Labour 33% (+5) Lib Dems 13% (-5) Brexit 4% (+1) Green 5% (-) 13 days to go. #GE2019
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Hon the Premier! 💙💛 I'm shouting for @TipperaryGAA this weekend! 🙌 To be in with a chance to win 2 tickets to the final this Sunday, show your support below! 👇 T&Cs apply #StyleOfPlay

Really looking forward to #GalaxyNote10 ’s #FastCharging

I followed you guys just to show you this absolute gem of a TikTok. @tomsegura @ChristinaP #YouAreWELCOME
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RT if you grew up watching this
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I've noticed every show has an Emmy Campaign apart from mine, so this tweet should sort that out. Vote for #AfterLife you fucking idiots. Please RT this to 1 billion Twitter accounts. Bound to reach a couple of Emmy Members. Cheers.
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