
Wife to @aaronrunning_• mama to Sawyer, Moses and Augustine
Stockton, CA
Joined April 2009
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Our gardener has been parked in front of our house for almost an hour and he's just now starting. Just as the baby fell asleep. Like why.
dang 13 years on twitter?? I remember when it started by basically texting all my tweets to my friends phones via sms. 😂#MyTwitterAnniversary
Up nursing the baby while everyone in our hotel room sleeps just thinking “wow that iced fountain Pepsi I had earlier was amazing”. What is wrong with me 😂
I’m sitting in a semi dark room with a snoring baby on my chest and I should be in bed. But… babies don’t keep. You know?
Found my 3 year old in the playroom eating all his Halloween candy. When confronted he showed me where he’s been hiding all the wrappers throughout the day. 😂
Nope. Bye California. I’m leaving.
If you’re going to leave for work at 4am I think it should common knowledge to not drive a loud truck /car. Sincerely, a mom of a light sleeper.
Stephanie Running retweeted
Me to my daughter:
"The Bible tells us to be happy with people when they're happy and to be sad with people when they're sad."
My daughter:
"Dad, I don't want to hear what the Bible says right now."
A reminder that she's only 4 years old.
My newborn keeping me awake until sunrise everyday really makes me regret the lack of sleep I got in college by choice.
I've been up since 4am trying to get my newborn back to sleep and stay asleep. I'm going to need all the coffee. All of it.
For the first time *finally* after 3 babies @aaronrunning_ gets an actual paternity leave and I am so excited for it.
Only two more sleeps before I get to live my life without a constant state of heartburn, insomnia, and someone kicking my insides.
I would get a cold days before I’m supposed to be induced. Praying this kid stays put until I feel better 😭









