Twitterlivet ble enda lysere da jeg fant ut at tausheten jeg ble møtt med, sannsynligvis var stum beundring.

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Dataene er overført til skyen.
Kolejne centrum danych w Rosji przeszło w tryb zdalny 😂😂😂
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PROTECT THE REAL DATA CENTERS
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I’m Norwegian and I think Elon Musk is a cunt.
I’m Dutch and I think Elon Musk is a cunt
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If there’s one photo to sum up the Trump era, this is it.
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Ukrainas bombing av russisk datasenter har ikke bare medført voldsom reduksjon i GOP- og AfD-støtte på Twitter. Det har også medført at norske Trump-fans har mistet kontakten med nettkjæresten sin.
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I think it’s time for the US to get a New president.
Trump: “I think it’s time for Ukraine to get a new president”
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and we’re a luxury airline
Went on a date last night & dude told me this was his birth mark 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I wasn’t super worried about the plague in Russia, but then Trump said, “they have it under control,” and now I’m super fucking worried.
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why are men so worried about getting raped in prison? not all men are rapists.
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Alle som nå påstår at Hitler var sosialist pga ordet «nasjonalsosialistisk,» gleder seg til neste års ferietur til Den demokratiske folkerepublikken Korea.
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«Men Manchester City spilte jo best fotball» er akkurat like lurt som å si «men Lance Armstrong var jo den beste syklisten.» Velkommen til min TED Talk.
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give the camera operator a raise and give it to them by end of business day today
The camera panning from the clock at 0:07 to Pierce Brosnan. Absolute cinema.
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So basically, Trump sent A Hooker. Makes sense.
🇳🇴 A Third-Ranking Official for a King's Funeral. Washington has sent Allison M. Hooker to King Harald's funeral in Norway. Hooker is Under Secretary for Political Affairs, the State Department's third-ranking official and the most senior career diplomat below the two political appointees at the top. A capable person, no doubt, but consider the precedent. When King Olav died in 1991, the United States sent Vice President Dan Quayle. When Queen Elizabeth was buried in 2022, President Biden and the First Lady flew in. The palace, one suspects, is not weeping over it. Nobody in the Norwegian royal household shares Trump's view of the world, and they are hardly alone. This is the city that handed Obama the Nobel Peace Prize, and Europe still remembers the crowds that filled squares from Berlin to Prague to hear him speak. That kind of welcome has not been on offer to the current occupant of the White House, and it never will be. Meanwhile, Norwegian airspace is thick with private jets, ferrying crowned heads, presidents and prime ministers from every corner of the world into Oslo. Zelensky arrived yesterday. The outsider nation sends nobody of consequence, and perhaps that is the one thing it has read correctly: it is not wanted. Stay connected, follow Gandalv @Microinteracti1
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Russian officials have biologically evolved to be harder to push out of windows.
The head of Russias Rossotrudnichestvo in a press conference today talking about Russias deteriorating relationship with Armenia…
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Alice Weidel becomes the first leader in the world who is anti-immigration but has an immigrant wife, is anti-LGBTQ+ but is a lesbian herself, opposes LGBT adoption but has adopted two children, and is a hardcore German nationalist but lives in Switzerland
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Imagine being such a horrible, horrible person, that every time someone dies, people are collectively dissapointed it wasn't you.
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Under Shakira Law: - all breasts are only allowed to be small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains. - hips are not allowed to lie. What other laws am I missing?
Mark my words, NYC is heading for Shakira Law
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If you understand this video, we're probably the same age 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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