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i visited my old office today and my ex boss hugged me and said she missed me i fuckin forgot what it’s like to have a boss who isn’t a terrorist.
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One guy has self control and the other doesn’t lol
Troy is smart, that could’ve easily been false rape accusations/could’ve been a set up. It pays not to think with your Johnson all the time
the people calling him gay for calling the cops must not know the countless cases where this exact thing is used to get someone set up and killed
Troy Aikman says he came home to two female fans swimming in his pool and called the cops, but Michael Irvin said the cops would’ve been his last call
“I came home. I was single. I was living by myself at my house, and I came home and I had two fans, two female fans, that were swimming in my pool in my backyard...”
“I called the police and just said, ‘Hey, I’ve got some intruders and somebody could come take care of this.’”
“[Michael] Irvin laughs. He said the police would have been the last people he was calling, which is a pretty good indication of Michael and I being a little different.”
for days i deadass thought i had ALS, i picked up a bottle of water and it felt like 9000 pounds and then remembered thats what pneumonia does since i hadn’t eaten or slept properly in a while
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i really couldn't stop reading this abomination of a run-on sentence
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Implying only woman can be sex workers is actually misogynistic, not anything Charlie said. Ffs you wouldn't be saying this dumbass shit if a gay guy that gets fucked on only fans (which there is alot of) had this said about him. Dumbass double standards once again
probably because on twitter if you’re a man who DARES to argue with a woman you’re obviously just a sexist incel that hates women. there’s no other possible explanation
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I wonder why this is normal for Gary Sheffield Jr.
These prices are the most normal thing I’ve seen, ever. What’d you think a family of 4 was going to a World Series game for $500 a piece?
Everyone would go lol
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Women like this just as bad as the pedophiles cause who you think your lil sister gon get the money from when boys her age don’t got it
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