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Goonies never say die 💀

Greer, SC
Joined August 2012
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and that’s why his name is Courage
Courage would cry his eyeballs out then immediately come back wit the blick
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how do you fuck up being president so bad that you turn texas BLUE
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Practice this stuff with your kids before it’s too late. Have them order from waiters or at the counter at fast food places. Have them interact with retail workers and such so they develop these skills before it’s too late.
The difference in social skills between Gen 1 and Gen 5+ Pokémon fans.
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bro — I met someone’s mom first time, she was like.. so why do you like my son? Is it because he has a big d**ck??? — the way I just stared at her until the silence was so thick I’m sure she felt stupid. Like wtf be wrong with these boy moms????
I dated a guy whose mom obviously wanted to have sex with him. She took every chance she got to, to attack my looks and all. She would say things like “I know my son has the best dick you ever had but serving him hot meals every day isn’t going to keep him” . . . .
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one of my favorite ‘running from danger’ scenes in a horror movie like these athletes were not fucking around 😭 KNEES TO CHEST!
they were hauling ass!! now THIS is how you run in a horror movie, you hear me??
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He started off on some intimidation bs, with that knock. And then tried entrapment 'first you know why we're here' and quickly got shutdafuckdown. She handled it perfectly, matched his energy perfectly.
And this ladies and gentlemen is the mood hence forward … This is not time or place for your klanfucker 😂
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INCREDIBLE THINGS ARE HAPPENING IN CHINA
YouTuber Browney was SHOCKED after visiting China’s FAT LOSS PRISON, where overweight people spend at least 30 DAYS doing nothing but trying to LOSE WEIGHT, and ended up dropping 5.2 LBS in just 48 HOURS 😳🔥 For just $400 a month, EVERYTHING is included, from accommodation to three LOW-CALORIE meals a day, with participants required to work out FOUR TIMES DAILY and get WEIGHED every morning and night
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This chosen one shit ain't a game
Hayden Christensen says he once got recognized by someone who was robbing his house. The burglar gave him his stuff back & apologized so Hayden let him have some clothes and a pair of shoes. (Source: thenerdwire.com/2026/10/30/h…)
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Jesus Christ
You can't see what's coming.🦨
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ITS ALWAYS A LEGEND AND NEVER THAT FAT ORANGE FUCK
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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for anyone unfamiliar with the hunger games this is like if rihanna returned to music
Jennifer Lawrence will officially reprise her star-making role as Katniss Everdeen in ‘The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping’ 11 years after ‘Mockingjay: Part 2’
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I’m never leaving this app😭😭😭
When you’ve killed 5 zombies, 2 vampires and burnt 8 witches but start wondering why they’re all carrying candy bags (I should’ve checked the calendar)
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can confirm number 2 all the younger brothers of sisters i’ve fw are indeed whores
my recommendations of men to date as an elder sister - 1. elder brother of a sister (caretaker) 2. younger brother of a sister (potential whore) 3. elder brother of a brother (responsible) 4. single child (litr child) 5. younger brother of a brother (kys this is the worst)
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the glee reboot will never be able to top this
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big respect to bro putting his homie on to someone he knew was his type👏🏽
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“Twitter is for porn” Me after reading the stupidest tweet known to the human kind:
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This is soft disclosure.
Technically, a dictionary is a book of spells.
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HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING WELFARE WITHOUT CITIZENSHIP
61% of illegal alien households use at least one major welfare program.
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The media must hate moments like these
French protesters chanting "fuck the police" clear the roadblock to let firefighters and ambulances pass through.
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