@Stasisesque

Problem & Incident Manager | Disney Parks nerd 🏰 | Horror aficionado 👻 | @FIAFormulaE fan 🏎️ | She/Her | ♍

 London, England
Joined August 2009
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Just a cool photo
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Noah @NoahFentysOct 17
Describe the artist in your birth month without saying their name! Go...
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Sugar is the only word in the English language where SU makes the SH sound. At least, I'm pretty sure it is.
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kelly go spend that $15,000 at the theaters and watch digger 750 times. tom cruise needs you.
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even more reason to thank them imo, they've done you a favour
Yozora💫🦝 - Vershion
@YozoraChOct 11
There is something uniquely Australian about thanking the bus driver while fare evading at the same time
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i may be cheap but i'm not a rude cunt
Yozora💫🦝 - Vershion
@YozoraChOct 11
There is something uniquely Australian about thanking the bus driver while fare evading at the same time
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kelly clarkson no one cares that you can spend $15,000 on a fake bird people are literally dying
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I might get hate for this but i feel like the handle on the maple syrup bottle could be just a little bit bigger
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Millennials who have been working since 16 years old MUST be tired.
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When the grocery total isn’t looking too bad and you realize they haven’t yet scanned The Item
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Thank you demonic skull of wisdom
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horror movie fans be like "wow that was fucking terrible. anyway, moving on to part 5"
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Lou retweeted
Arika
@ArikalabsSep 28
love adding DISTINCT to a SQL query because it fixes the duplicates without forcing me to grow as a person. why were they there? what did i join wrong? these are questions for the engineer i claimed to be in the interview.
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...on which you are absolutely dying.
Merriam-Webster
@MerriamWebsterSep 25
What's the word/grammar hill you are absolutely dying on?
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i wish all animals registered a kiss as affectionate. i should be able to smooch a beetle on the ground so he knows that he’s loved too
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A very special day. Driving a Formula 1 car for the first time is pretty hard to put into words. An incredible experience with @WilliamsRacing Thank you to everyone who helped make it happen. A dream I’ve had since I was a little girl, finally ticked off the list 💙
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my favorite stock
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Interviewer: I’m sorry, we won’t be offering you the position Me: {full seafood boil on the table} was it the seafood boil? Interviewer: It was the seafood boil
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There are so many performative people in London looool. Why are you jogging at 9am in Bank. Go to the office man you attention seeking twat
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"let people enjoy things" no!!! people using their fuckin phones in the movie theater does not fall under that christ
Lara Jean💗⚡️🇵🇸🇵🇸@EznaBrSep 23
I think this falls under “let people enjoy things” it’s a fun thing and it encourages ppl to go to the movies instead of waiting for it on streaming. It’s not like they’re taking.
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