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Narcissa (checking is Harry is dead): Can you promise me 14 grandchildren at minimum?
Harry (confused): Yes?
Narcissa: He's dead!
#malfoid
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The Democratic Party is an international communist front & they will imprison their opponents the moment they have the power to do it
Losing an election is not grounds for asylum.
Yet the Trump Administration is giving Flávio Bolsonaro safe haven in the United States. In Brazil, he is under investigation for alleged corruption, money laundering and currency evasion, and was ordered to surrender his passports.
The Trump Administration owes Congress answers on its role helping Bolsonaro flee Brazil in contravention of Brazilian law.
apnews.com/article/brazil-fl…
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Welcome to The United States of America @FlavioBolsonaro !
Welcome to Miami.
Flávio Bolsonaro arrives in the United States with his wife and daughters.
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America, more than any other nation in world history, was shaped by the Christian tradition of spreading the gospel unto all nations.
Join us in celebrating International Religious Freedom Day.
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TFW my enemies can pray I'll receive eternal conscious torment and I can only pray they receive a telestial glory so great we would kill ourselves to gain it if we saw it.
Gonna need God to tone it down on the whole mercy thing its making my internet fights hard.
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its so funny how the star wars prequels are obviously cinematic masterpieces, but a bunch of chungus gen X nerds who never amounted to anything convinced us they were bad because they didnt make them feel like empire strikes back did when they were 10
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👇This is why members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints take offense to people who lie about their beliefs or say “Mormons aren’t Christian”
It’s unfortunate that rhetoric can go so far as to break up families. Glory be to Christ who seeks to unite families for eternity.
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Trump has always held this view. Back in 2013 he suggested we allow native Europeans to come here instead of third worlders, who he warned will all vote Democrat no matter what we do.
Donald Trump has always been the force moving the needle in the Republican Party.
.@POTUS: "...migrants from terror-infested countries like Libya, Yemen, Haiti, Somalia. Remember what I called them? Shithouse countries... I said, 'Why do we always have to take people from shithouse countries? Why can't we take people from like, well, Norway, Sweden?'" 🔥
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"Sorry, bro, you gotta be the chosen one and fight in the fake war, but you can't save your mother from slavery."
Same logic today:
"Sorry, bro, you gotta fight the chosen people's fake wars, but you can't save your country from invasion or have a family."
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My coworker spent one year in Tennessee.
He came back to Tokyo two months ago.
He is not the same man.
He says "y'all" in meetings. To our boss.
He holds the door for the entire floor. Twelve people. Every morning.
He asked the convenience store clerk how her day was going. She had to sit down.
He calls every man "bud." Including the CEO.
He refuses to describe anything under three hours away as "far."
He waves at drivers who let him cross. One driver waved back and almost hit a pole.
Last week, he told a junior employee, "I'm proud of you."
She went to the restroom and cried for ten minutes.
We thought it would wear off.
It didn't. It's spreading.
Three people in accounting now say "y'all."
The junior employee holds the door.
The convenience store clerk asks HIM how his day is going.
Tennessee, I don't know what you did to him.
Please do it to the rest of us.
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The “line” includes Nazis btw

































