*takes a deep breath* 1. Farage kicking Lowe out of the party because Lowe said we need mass deportations. 2. Farage, Yusef and Anderson all trumping up false charges against Lowe to try and have him arrested and imprisoned. 3. Farage telling Winston Marshall that we need the Muslim vote. 4. Farage telling Steven Edginton that mass deportations are impossible. 5. Reform using Boriswave arrivals to fill candidate vacancies in local council elections. 6. Reform being a retirement home for failed ex-Tories, particularly Nadhim Zahawi. 7. Farage and Tice turning their nose up at the patriot rallies in London and describing them as "that lot." 8. Farage doing Cameo's for seventy quid to say, "Up The 'Ra!" 9. Reform turning down the opportunity to unite with Restore even though the combined vote share would put them ahead of Labour in the polls. 10. Restore publishing very legally dense, workable, intelligent, well thought-out, policy papers to deal with the issues that we face. 11. Reform voters behaving like lefties and calling Restore voters knuckle dragging racists ... despite agreeing with and then parroting all the same arguments we make first, only six months later when it's more socially palatable as we continue to shift the Overton window. 12. Reform pinching all of Restore's policies when they realise their own are shallow, unworkable, and a bit crap in comparison. 13. Reform being stained by crypto bung sleaze, which I don't personally give a shit about, but which the broader public clearly does. 14. Richard Tice being, well, Richard Tice. 15. Rupert Lowe being a based, authentic, leader who I actually believe in. ... there are more, but I need to make lunch now.