@StarORock

Come for one-liners about sports, music, and life. Stay for the existential crisis. @obvious_shirts wave catapult operator.

 Chicago, IL
Joined July 2020
  • Tweets10.9K
  • Following386
  • Followers244
473Media
Adam Starodub retweeted
Fightful Wrestling
@Fightful18h
Daniel Hardy of the Chicago Bears did the Jeff Hardy juke😭😭
12
127
10,855
Tyler Wells/Taylor Walls is almost more confusing than keeping Tyler and Taylor Rogers straight. #MLBPostseason #RaysUp
1
71
Adam Starodub retweeted
Chicago Bears
@ChicagoBears22h
Needed this.
331
4,627
432
28,630
1,270,216
We gotta be better than this, c'mon.
Courtney Cronin
@CourtneyRCroninOct 18
Entire Atlanta bench has emptied on the field as trainers are efforting getting Kendal Daniels on the cart. Bears players are telling fans chanting “Green Bay sucks” to stop doing that.
26
Good to see @ToBeMiro back healthy.
WWE
@WWEOct 18
A true DREAM TEAM! 🤩 #WWEHonolulu @reymysterio | @WWEGable
19
Adam Starodub retweeted
Mike Petriello@mike_petrielloOct 18
Junior Caminero hit that ball 110.7 MPH at 29 degrees. Statcast history, 110-111 between 28-30 deg. 180 previous balls. 180 previous HR. Cold weather, and the deepest part of the park, and ... well, just bad luck, too. Brutal.
27
90
44
1,183
226,771
Craig Breslow getting ready to add a new special assistant.
Tangotiger 🍁@tangotigerOct 16
Thankfully my programming job is safe as Ben Affleck is not a baseball fa.... uhoh....
17
Adam Starodub retweeted
DraftKings
@DraftKingsOct 11
Mike Evans didn't know who was trash talking him, so he checked the back of Diggs’ jersey to find out 😭
18
54
2
687
26,911
Tyson Bagent was really average last week, so not completely surprising today hasn't been good. Watching Jordan Love just heave balls and have a guy who can catch is equally unsurprising after watching this rivalry for 40 years.
73
🎁Appreciation Day Giveaway🎁 Winner Announced Tuesday 🔥WWE Panini Prizm Pack #MoneyintheBank #WWE To enter 1. Follow 2. Retweet 3. Like
19
241
2
246
5,582
🎁Appreciation Day Giveaway🎁 Winner Announced Monday 🔥Pete Crow-Armstrong Topps Chrome Rookie Card #MVP To enter 1. Follow 2. Retweet 3. Like
14
333
1
349
6,053
Wait until Pete Hegseth hears about this.
DraftKings
@DraftKingsOct 11
Air Force had one singular pass attempt. They won 28-7 over Northern Illinois 😅
11
Adam Starodub retweeted
conniving eunuch@1BBGGGUUOct 10
in every ball sport you have one of two attitudes toward the ball. either “i will hurt you” or “i will cherish you”. interestingly, arguably the least violent sport, baseball, has the most violent attitude toward the ball. but the most violent sport, football, most loves the ball
131
2,181
135
45,551
1,371,872
Turned on the Notre Dame game, and thought I accidentally ended up on an Oregon game when I saw the unis.
36
Hey Marlins Man, you coulda still wore a Marlins jersey and still played along for the stadium blackout.
111
This is how it should be. Daytime blackout didn't hit as hard today. Also, for the love of God, everyone owns a black shirt. Just fucking wear it.
Chicago White Sox
@whitesoxOct 8
NIGHT BLACKOUT GAME COMING SOON
43
Literally said to my wife yesterday that athletes need to do better at family planning. You gotta wrap up in January.
Talkin' Baseball
@TalkinBaseball_Oct 8
Baseball players need to be careful about when they’re getting their significant others pregnant! 😂
1
36
Ben Johnson being allergic to the easy call will eventually cost this team dearly.
1
75
Need someone who speaks Japanese to tell us what Mune actually said. Have a feeling the translator heard what he said, and made a business decision to edit.
Underdog MLB
@UnderdogMLBOct 3
Munetaka Murakami on what he felt after his 2-run HR: "I can't really explain it in words right now, but it was something a little bit dirty."
46
I literally don't understood going to see someone,and that someone says they would rather not be there... and then you cheer?
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 4
Trump in Ohio: "I had a nice simple life before this. I didn't have to be here on Saturday night going like this, working my ass off in front of your people. I could've been home. I could've been in Monte Carlo."
22
Load more