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STAR HATCHET'S
KONTRIZAR, DESTROYERS OF EVIL IN TIME. Jadar and Kraytar.
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Evil will fall by the fierce powers of Jadar and Kraytar.
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Up close and personal with Kraytar.
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Starhatchet Presents, the official weapon of one of the villains who fights against "Kontrizar" The Destroyers Of Evil In Time. The villain's name is yet to be announced.
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ALT An official sword of one of the enemies of Kontrizar.
Why did the cereal always cancel breakfast?
Answer: because he was a flake
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When male and female ducks get together they stay together till one of them dies. How do they stay together for so long?
Answer: with duck tape
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@elonmusk I told grok "Ancient Olympic racing chariot pulled by horses" not Ancient Olympic racing chariot pulled by horses driven by @jimmykimmel
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Don't you love it when people use spray cans to paint their cars? It looks so nice.👍🏻
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#Mars #Metallica #humor #HeavyMetal @elonmusk
The false god Mars can't even play drums, he's never existed. Lars has worked hard entertaining Earth's inhabitants for 40+ years playing drums in his band @Metallica. Lars has earned the right to have a planet named in his honor. It's time to rename Mars to Lars. OCCUPY LARS!
WOW! The LA fire Chief Kristin Crowley (right) strongly resembles the evil character Miss Agatha Trunchbull (left) played by Pam Ferris in the movie Matilda!😬
Jadar and Kraytar are only two of 20 Kontrizar characters that are yet to be revealed by Star Hatchet.
This background photo was taken from my dining room window.
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ALT Kontrizar, photography, art and characters by Pike Auchtung.
It was funny seeing Bill Clinton chuckle at the inauguration. He wasn't chuckling about President Trump. He was chuckling every time he saw people eating his party favor, Bill Clinton flavored fondue.
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The one time I said a speech on stage at a big church in front of lots of people is the one time I forgot to zip up my zipper with my zipper hole open wide.
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The planet Mars was named by the Romans after Mars the false god of war. I think it's time we change the name of Mars to Lars to honor one of the best drummers of all time, Lars Ulrich of @Metallica. What do you think @elonmusk, does occupy Lars have a good ring to it?
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Good Riddance you, arrogant, pompous, taint licking, kid touching,miserable, ass eating, sucker of Satan’s asshole, shitbag, insure drinking, corrupt, nation dividing fuck wad! Hurry home, your daughter’s in the shower.
My kids made lemonade and sold it at a lemonade stand. A family with a little girl bought some cups of lemonade and the little girl said, "mommy this lemonade tastes like lemons."
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It's so pleasant when you go into a public restroom and hear someone moaning and groaning while he's taking a shit.
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I'm falling back into my stalker ways 👀, I just followed @danacarvey @DavidSpade
@billburr @realjonlovitz @AdamSandler @KevinJames @GitRDoneLarry @rickygervais and @WilliamShatner. You all made me laugh! I got to go poo now but I'll be watching you from my toilet seat.🚽#humor
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@Metallica I think people dealing with the #Californiafires need this inspirational song right now.
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"Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please God, wake me
Now the world is gone, I'm just one
Oh God help me
Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please God, help me
Darkness imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die..."
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