Casual reminder that the Grim Reaper is doing a job. He doesnโt choose who dies, he goes where heโs needed. This is not his fault
Yes Iโm defending an anthropomorphic personification
Meghan Markle is a plumber??
Meghan is apparently considering a return to the small screen via Guy Ritchieโs Netflix hit, The Gentlemen.
I have another project for her.
Forget the carefully choreographed appearances. Fix your mother-in-lawโs fountain.
It has been dry for weeks and frankly it runs even less frequently than I do these days.
We Brits will love you for it.
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With love, Kay
Iโm on PIP, my rent isnโt paid for me. Iโm also on Universal Credit and my rent still isnโt paid for me. Check your facts before you make a tit of yourself on the internet
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She keeps rubbing herself against the chair or sofa until she builds up a static charge and then runs over and shocks me.
Why does she understand static electricity??? How does she know to use it for evil???
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a friend of mine is a cannibal currently housed in SHU. he told me they put andrew tate in the unit next to him, so he screams at night just so tate can't get any sleep.
Please recommend a light daytime face moisturiser. Ideally hydrating. NO SPF (Iโm allergic not stupid)
The people who complain about the smell of weed smoke from neighbours, do you/would you complain about cigarette smoke too? If not, whatโs the difference?
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I didnโt agree with a lot of what Ann Widdecombe said, but she stood on business. To hear that she was found dead with significant injuries is just heartbreaking.
Whatโs worse are the people laughing and mocking it, even celebrating it.
It truly is vile. She was 78 years old. For someone to mock a 78 year old womenโs death, after sheโs been likely murdered, because you donโt like her politics?
What the actual fuck.



















