Darkly inclined. An anomaly. She/Her. Woke AF. โ€˜Vividly pro abortion.โ€™ Always show me your pet photos. Cover photo https://xitter.cf/t.co/0nKFf8vt5u

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I wake up most mornings with a song in my head. I know others do too. Come n share them here
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Is Twitter borked for everyone? It wonโ€™t let me see past the last hour of posts
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Casual reminder that the Grim Reaper is doing a job. He doesnโ€™t choose who dies, he goes where heโ€™s needed. This is not his fault Yes Iโ€™m defending an anthropomorphic personification
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22 years ago, The 411 released โ€œDumbโ€
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Meghan Markle is a plumber??
Meghan is apparently considering a return to the small screen via Guy Ritchieโ€™s Netflix hit, The Gentlemen. I have another project for her. Forget the carefully choreographed appearances. Fix your mother-in-lawโ€™s fountain. It has been dry for weeks and frankly it runs even less frequently than I do these days. We Brits will love you for it. Read more ๐Ÿ‘‡ substack.com/@kayburley/noteโ€ฆ With love, Kay
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Raise ur hands if you support abortion in extremely necessary situations, like when a woman is pregnant and doesn't want to be.
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Iโ€™m on PIP, my rent isnโ€™t paid for me. Iโ€™m also on Universal Credit and my rent still isnโ€™t paid for me. Check your facts before you make a tit of yourself on the internet
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The fun police should have an official dictionary
See also: - Holibobs - Hubster - Adding โ€œcheekyโ€ as an adjective to a very normal activity - Counting down in โ€œsleepsโ€
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She keeps rubbing herself against the chair or sofa until she builds up a static charge and then runs over and shocks me. Why does she understand static electricity??? How does she know to use it for evil???
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a friend of mine is a cannibal currently housed in SHU. he told me they put andrew tate in the unit next to him, so he screams at night just so tate can't get any sleep.
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Please recommend a light daytime face moisturiser. Ideally hydrating. NO SPF (Iโ€™m allergic not stupid)
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She doesnโ€™t even break stride what an icon.
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The people who complain about the smell of weed smoke from neighbours, do you/would you complain about cigarette smoke too? If not, whatโ€™s the difference?
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Controversial take but hear me out: I donโ€™t think you have to share the same political views to think a 78 year old woman being bludgeoned to death in her own home is fucking awful
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I didnโ€™t agree with a lot of what Ann Widdecombe said, but she stood on business. To hear that she was found dead with significant injuries is just heartbreaking. Whatโ€™s worse are the people laughing and mocking it, even celebrating it. It truly is vile. She was 78 years old. For someone to mock a 78 year old womenโ€™s death, after sheโ€™s been likely murdered, because you donโ€™t like her politics? What the actual fuck.
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Tell me you donโ€™t understand having an abortionโ€ฆ
A big kick in the teeth to women who suffer a miscarriage...
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If I had a quid for every time someone corrected my tshatshke when itโ€™s bloody right
โ€˜Tchotchkeโ€™ comes from the Yiddish word โ€˜tshatshke,โ€™ and ultimately from a now-obsolete Polish word, โ€˜czaczko.โ€™ It wasn't commonly used in English until the 1970s. FWIW: it's pronounced, "CHAHCH-kuh."
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