Being the 7th best Rengar in North America is now my entire personality

What if the hoes are scaring ME?

She gambled on Ukrainian pingpong with me at 1am #wifedat

My Buddy’s ex is calling him controlling because he said he was uncomfortable with and wouldnt get back together with her if she kept hanging out with a guy she used to sleep with

I listen to Creep by Radiohead when my jungler weaksides me

Getting called a slur by a blue collar worker is a sign of great respect in their culture

Yeah this looks larpable

Why am i paying a chinese kids gpa for a gallon of gas

Grown ass man riding another grown ass mans shoulder at a concert

Chargers offensive lineman

Didnt know i was being celebrated today

I will now be betting Jameis Winston 1+ interceptions for the next 5 weeks

Not now babe im min maxing the best farming methods on this rpg

How i spread the cheeto dust on my fingers before i queue up ranked

Are the Saints an actual team this year or is it like 2024 where they looked insane for 3 weeks and then were ass

Just made her bring all the groceries inside in one trip #AlphaMale