Hooked up with a girl in Greece a few months back and I just got a message from some guy from Serbia on IG heated at me saying he’s her bf and he’ll find me🤣✌🏼 ight man

I find girls so unattractive that go to raves, edm, or house festivals consistently

I need to stop playing rap during postgame when chicks come back with me they definitely hate that shit😭

I remember I was in high school and Spanish was the only subject I didn’t understand instantly so I went to live abroad in South America and became super fluent just to say I did it. Well and for the Latinas obviously

Leaving Chicago in exactly 1 week and moving to a place where I know almost absolutely nobody. I feel so melancholy but it’s also bittersweet. Just sucks having to leave your friends and social life behind. Sorry for getting feels back to normal programming

Girls text “Hi” and think they’re flirting

I always think about how there’s this chick I went to HS with that likes me to this day and she has a borderline 10/10 face and personality but she is too big to get with and needs to go on GLP-1s. Wish I had the heart to tell her that

Legitimately was drunk and ended a situationship I had this weekend because she would use abbreviations over text like “shud” and “wud”. Mind you she’s a college educated accountant I couldn’t take it anymore

I fucking hate the colts I can’t wait until they tear it down and rebuild under a new staff

The things I deal with on my daily commute. Miss my car so much

Ex wife already unfollowed the guy she hard launched on her story a month ago

Why do girls put so much stock into what their friend group thinks of you. Chick was all over me past 4 times I’ve seen her and then I could tell her friend wasn’t vibing with me for some reason (she barely spoke to me mind you) and now she’s texting me like HR✌🏼😭

Chick (hot) that fucks everybody wants me to take her on a date 😭 where did I go wrong

Can’t even defend Drake Maye anymore 🤦🏻‍♂️

Feel like a bad person for this sometimes but living in a big city will have you so desensitized to homeless people. Wish I could help them more but there are so many scammers and I can’t leave my house without being asked to buy someone something

Can’t watch the cubs bullpen anymore this is nuts

We got motion tn??

There’s too many cool ppl on here I might have to doxx myself at some point

Got too drunk to have birthday sex last night