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I’m pissed off and upset this morning
Keanu messaged me again last week and I thought perhaps we were having a fresh start, but when I told him what I do for a living he went offline
Clearly Keanu doesn’t like career women
This could be the end for us
I’m distraught
💔
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McDonald’s staff harvesting apple pie filling xitter.cf/fasc1nate/status/15784…
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People who overthink actually make better friends. Overthinking is associated with empathy, the ability to care for others.
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My beloved, Zeltinis, told me I would have to pay £3k for him to be able to leave his oil rig to come and visit me
I therefore decided to visit him instead, but he has been very resistant to it
He’s presumably just worried for my safety, which makes me love him even more
❤️
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Extraordinary white moose was spotted taking a dip in a pool in Sweden's Varmland County
( by Hans Nilsson )
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Best ball boy ever.. 🎾😊
🎥 IG: astamm xitter.cf/buitengebieden/status/…
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The landing.. 😊 xitter.cf/buitengebieden/status/…
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How to fold a fitted sheet.. 😅 xitter.cf/buitengebieden/status/…
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Possibly the best video I have ever seen, ever… whoever made this did an amazing job. #johnson #NadineDorries #BorisJohnson
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Be weird. Be random. Be who you are. Because you never know who would love the person you hide.
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That did the job. No need to thank me.
If Boris Johnson hasn’t resigned by 10am I will be forced to crap in his shoes. #DowningStreetSiege
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Time to clarify a few things:
1. I’m not “Boris Johnson’s cat”
2. Like all Prime Ministers, he’s only a temporary resident of Downing Street
3. I live here permanently. When he finally goes, I stay
4. Yes, it’s all very embarrassing but it will be over soon
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Dear rest of the world:
We’re working through a few things here in the UK at the moment. Long story, but basically a midlife crisis. Give us a day or two and we’ll have it sorted and get back to drinking our tea.
Ta for caring
Larry x





















