Some of y'all forget the reason we have food safety regulations is because companies used to do things like adding chalk to spoiled milk so it looked normal. Regulations don't exist because governments enjoy them,They exist because pure unadulterated capitalism would kill us.

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Shafeeq · Nov 6, 2026 · 11:10 PM UTC

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@Y2SHAFNov 6

Technology peaked when you could carry 2000 songs in your pocket and the battery lasted four days because it wasn't tracking your location

Void 🧩@voidGPTNov 4

Apple. almost 20 years ago!

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AK ☭ 🍉 · Nov 8, 2026 · 7:01 AM UTC

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AK ☭ 🍉@Akmathurx9h

This half time interview thing is a disaster for the sport. This stupid americanisation of Football needs to stop.

TheGoalsZone

@TheGoalsZone19h

🚨 WOW: Pablo Maffeo during the halftime interview in the Valencia vs Real Madrid game: “I really don’t feel like doing this interview; I think it’s SH*T. This interview has no place here. We’re playing a game.” 😳💥

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Boring_Business · Nov 7, 2026 · 4:45 PM UTC

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@BoringBiz_Nov 7

“Tell me more about the export controls on your semiconductor chips”

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Drebae · Nov 8, 2026 · 2:20 AM UTC

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@Drebae_14h

Me snatching my like tf back after finding out something was AI

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Mr. Keynes · Nov 6, 2026 · 4:55 PM UTC

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@TyKeynesNov 6

Food delivery apps are fucking incredible. They charge the restaurant a fee, the customer a fee, pay the driver fuck all, and somehow still manage to lose money. I'm beginning to think the greatest innovation of modern capitalism is finding new ways to be a middleman.

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Chad W. 🇯🇲 · Nov 7, 2026 · 7:51 AM UTC

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Chad W. 🇯🇲@ChadWalters89Nov 7

This shit went on for YEARS!!!

Koma Champions of England 🏆@koma_AFCNov 6

Whatever is happening to United now is a karma for how corrupt Alex Ferguson was

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Michael Luo · Nov 6, 2026 · 5:01 PM UTC

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@AzianMikeNov 6

We must build more donut centers

Polymarket

@PolymarketNov 6

BREAKING: Krispy Kreme officially outperforms NVIDIA over the past year.

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🪶 · Nov 5, 2026 · 2:09 PM UTC

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🪶@spnkrxNov 5

“Yeses ke lebetse dompass”😭😭😭😭😭

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No'Mo Foolin' 🍋 · Nov 6, 2026 · 12:00 AM UTC

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@llemurnNov 6

Lol. You’re more likely to get a free haircut from your barber if he knows you’re getting married than get a markup in price. Smh.

Olaromola🇳🇬@abike1999Nov 5

If a barber charges 5X regular price because the groom was getting married, nobody would question that it's insane lmao

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7 on the shirt · Nov 5, 2026 · 6:31 PM UTC

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7 on the shirt@7ontheshirtNov 5

Got up quicker than Mac Allister

TMZ

@TMZNov 5

⚠️ CCTV footage captures the moment a rogue wheel came flying, seemingly out of nowhere, before striking a 19-year-old pedestrian in Santiago, Chile.

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Fairy Gothmother, MD · Nov 5, 2026 · 10:31 PM UTC

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Fairy Gothmother, MD@jenny2x4Nov 5

We should probably throw Jonah Hill in jail too just to be safe

Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvaisNov 5

Maybe no movie cast has aged worse. All-time horrendous vibes.

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smurfette · Nov 4, 2026 · 8:17 PM UTC

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smurfette@thesoapbossNov 4

I have been in meetings since 8:30 am. And at least 3 of these meetings have asked for updates on things I have been unable to work on because I was in meetings all day.

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Cig After Sio · Nov 4, 2026 · 6:58 AM UTC

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Cig After Sio@PakingPengwinNov 4

Damn. I thought muslims weren't allow to cook pigs?

Buzzing Pop

@BuzzingPopNov 4

“Donald, look, I know you struggled with my name. So after JD [Vance] swears me in January, you can just go on and call me Senator.” — Abdul El-Sayed to Donald Trump after winning the midterm election