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@StandupSitting

Augustus Gloop impersonator

Joined April 2020
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The kids call it diarrea. It's like peepee but poopoo
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alfredosolisfuentes@AlfredoFilmGeekOct 16
Mike Stoklasa arriving at the George Lucas Museum of Narrative Art
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Bashar Zapen
@BasharZapenAug 30
Germans will look you in the face and tell you there's no genocide in Gaza because Israel hasn't made industrialised concentration camps. Then Israeli ministers advertise this:
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DiscussingFish@DiscussingF1sh_Aug 30
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@europemaxxedJul 22
Opening a pack of cigarettes on a night out among "nonsmokers"
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Sam Neill
@TwoPaddocks4 Jan 2018
Yes, I know things can look a little glum at present. But , for now cheer up. From us.
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choopo@therealchoopoJun 17
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Anakin Skywanker@DarthBater97Jun 14
Dick too fat doctor had me taking girth control pills
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God damn it, Liz Lemon
TVP (@Theveripost) profile pictureTVP
@TheveripostJun 8
TEXAS WOMAN ARRESTED FOR "DISGUISED AS A MAN' TO ENTER ALL-MALE BBQ COMPETITION, WON FIRST PLACE
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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Nurder Koch
@NurderKMay 22
„Ich überweise lieber 259 € im Monat an ein Kind in Polen, als 22.000 an ihre Fraktionsvorsitzende in die Schweiz.“ @HeidiReichinnek zur AFD 🫳 🎤
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barrel rolls@barrel_rollsMay 15
(horniest i’ve ever been) it is what it is
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Sangeet@sangaldooMay 14
Okay now make the girl he fumbled 10x hotter and push his hairline back 2 inches
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໊ ⟡@soysabilMay 12
ah yes, the three genders: the broken, the beaten, and the damned
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heats ⁉@POCHOWEKFeb 24
choptown unc
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syl ♡@sylviapuffsApr 5
everyone there is normal but germans lowk needs to smile and be cheerful a bit more 😭
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@NeccccyApr 2
Spot the normal one if you can ?
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Sami Gold
@souljagoytellerApr 2
He’s genuinely the Antichrist, it’s crazy
Headquarters (@HQNewsNow) profile pictureHeadquarters
@HQNewsNowApr 1
Trump: On Palm Sunday, Jesus entered Jerusalem as crowds welcomed him with praise honoring him as king. They call me king now. Can you believe it?
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Muhammad Shehada
@muhammadshehad2Mar 30
Israel's conviction rate of Palestinians (in military courts) is 99.74% Israel's conviction rate of reported settler attacks on Palestinians is 1.8% Israel's death sentence will only apply against Palestinians not Israeli Jews It's not complicated. It's Apartheid!
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thereisnobeth@thereisnobethMar 29
see this is the real root of the disconnect between the left and liberals. Liberals yearn for a time when they could simply ignore the atrocities of the US empire and just enjoy the numbers going up
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@EhrmantrautCap_Mar 29
Life in 2024, when $NVDA was up 3% every day, Sleepy Joe slept through market hours and we didn't have to worry about the US president causing tariff wars or a global energy crisis:
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hasanabi
@hasanthehunMar 25
right wing "centrist" israel first democrats would rather defend funding a country that does demonic things like this instead of listening to the demands of 90% of their base
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@HatsOffffMar 24
Israeli soldiers tortured this 18-month-old baby in Gaza to force a confession out of his father during an interrogation
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