Stan Z

How did the cavemen survive without napkins

I use the Pythagorean theorem every time I jaywalk

“I be doin kush ups”

Them Taco Bell ads are getting scary

Guess who got spooked into buying yet another external hard drive, let me give you a hint and you only get three. It’s me

My body is just not Gumby no more

Why planet Earth so juicy?

Tapped

These new fridges start beeping at you if the door’s open too long. Mf I’m thinking

Just got whatablizy and they forgot to charge me. Merry Christmas vibes 🎄

Who finna calibrate the smart board

Hop into that whip and then I’m Audi 👋

Gotta make this hangover my bitch ✨

I may act okay but deep down.. Where tf is Gus houses

Bro emojis changed my life

I have since deleted my last tweet and offer my most sincere apologies for my actions. A brotha was wylin

Why is cool whip so fucking good @elonmusk

My cat purs everytime she starts eating. What a FATASS but honestly same 😭

Less about control more about balance

Twitter hoes vs. IG hoes vs. FB hoes. A thread They’ve all got their pros and cons