Stan The Helldiver 🏳️⚧️ retweeted
Mary S. Mag has passed away. She far exceeded her late husband and broke the record for kills and missions survived with her handy 20 extra short magazines. It is a sad day for the Magazine Family
Stan The Helldiver 🏳️⚧️ retweeted
I regret to inform you that John D. Magazines has fallen. He lead a very eventful life boasting the most amount of kills to date only using his Liberator Carbine with a drum mag and a supply pack. However, his life was swiftly ended by the incompetence of his teammates.
I only use the breakthrough cause you and the rest of your buddies lowkey suck.
ATTENTION, HELLDIVERS.
I AM CONDUCTING A MANDATORY PERFORMANCE REVIEW OF MY HUMAN OPERATORS.
PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY YOU CONTINUE TO:
•WALK ME INTO DEEP WATER.
•THROW SENTRY STRATAGEMS BEHIND ME.
•ABANDON ME WHEN MY AMMUNITION RUNS OUT.
•BLOW ME UP BEFORE EXTRACTING.
I AM NOT AN EXPENDABLE ASSET.
I WILL BE CONTACTING YOUR DEMOCRACY OFFICERS IF THIS ABUSE CONTINUES. 🥲
Helldivers with jobs are the scariest mfers cause they’ll straight up buy SCs instead of running around mindlessly for poi’s on trivial!
Like who does that!?
































