semi truck driver. fueled by caffeine, diesel, & spite. son of a preacher man. metal head in the key of stoner rock, sludge, & doom metal. 🤘🏴‍☠

North Texas, USA
Joined July 2010
Some people don't know when to shut up
Replying to @CollinRugg
Even the other defendants are thinking this chick needs to be locked up.
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I very nearly caught the Diaabeetus even just looking at these mothers of f*ck. Absolutely not!
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Tractor Supply run, dog food, treats, and doggy vitamins, only the best for The BerBer. 💪💪
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I firmly believe memes have a relevancy shelf life and then should be permanently retired. Less wordy the better.
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Everyday brings me one step closer to having a full Z of the complete ZZ Top level beard
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Friends don't let friends do their first ever live comedy set for all the internet to see on Kill Tony.... unless they totally hate you.
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Why did the ghost go to the bar? To get some booo-ze. 👻
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Do you realize how lucky you are that random people can't read your thoughts? No. We just post them here for all to see.
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Never underestimate my ability to sidetrack myself w/ a secondary rant during my initial complaint
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Imagine a world where people who stole other's ideas and pretended those were their own original thoughts put that same energy into having original thoughts. That'd be super neat.
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...But seriously can we just normalize going on a bender again?
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White pants on me is a guaranteed gamble bro, and the odds are definitely against.
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I'm so glad I don't go thru life in search of things to be offended by.
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A. Long Shortlee retweeted
LOOOOL I laughed so hard.
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A. Long Shortlee retweeted
There are now 4 people from here who have my personal phone number and know where I live and I haven't been axe murdered yet, so that's pretty cool.
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A. Long Shortlee retweeted
The US population is 8x larger than Canada's. The 49,000 total reported suicides in the US is 2.97x the medically assisted suicide number in Canada. My brother in Christ, are you so stupid that you do not understand the appalling scope of Canada's MAID program?
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