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Joined April 2010
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Everybody weird to somebody
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My favorite superhero is JESUS. I don't care how trash he would be if they put him in one of them fighting games
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I look back and realize I dodged so many bullets being a young stupid kid. I pray I keep dodging them as I continue on being a stupid adult
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When I was little I used to be scared of paranormal shit until harsh realities of life started kickin in. Like aint nobody worried but dat old ass ghost nigga. He not even really sittin in the damn rocking chair he jus keep pushin it wit his hands tryna get me to look over there
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How do you get past the notion that a therapist only talkin to you because she gettin paid to do it? I dont know after the time run out shawty gotta show me her bootyhole or sumn so I know she really care
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In Atlanta you'll see a nigga muggin like its a problem, whole time he jus think you kinda cute
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Everybody got shooters but how many of us got niggas who fix brakes?
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Had to get back to my roots of shutting the fuck up
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Everybody think they da god of the streets. You jus another crash dummy nigga. RIP Nip. When YOU niggas die, CNN aint gon talk about your funeral. Your funeral aint gon be in a studium or arena. They aint gon change no name of no street or avenue to your name
I'm non-binary. If a woman satisfied wit my dick I'm a nigga but if she say it's trash then I'm a bitch
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Sometime it don't be twangy enough. You done took a shower and killed the vibe. Let's wait till it get a lil musty again
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I miss the old weed that jus made you hungry and happy. This new shit will have you pacing back and forth through the woods ass naked
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They be on ya dick in private but be talkin down in public That's why I ride wit my nina that's the only one I'm trustin
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The game is a lot bigger than you think you know And if you think you know, then I don't think you know
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dreams will have you jus vibin wit a bitch that got monkey arms instead of human arms like everything is normal
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i bet donald trump in the white house not even trying to aim for the toilet nomore jus pissing all over the white house bathroom
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RIP to my brother who I lost to Covid back in October. I have no idea what happens when we leave this world and venture into the afterlife but for some strange reason I jus feel like at some point Malcolm X was finna fuck Martin Luther King up and Bernie Mac had to break it up
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at this point politics aint nothing but smoke and mirrors and entertainment. for all we know donald trump overturn the election then in 3 months its donald trump and randy orton vs joe biden and john cena in a tag team match at wrestlemania to see who the undisputed president is
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Hold a cold one like he hold a old gun Like he hold the microphone and stole the show for fun
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how much bigger can TVs get? Any bigger and you gon have to help them break up the fights on love and hip hop
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