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🌹 getting fatter everyday. he/him

Joined May 2011
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Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
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thank u clairo
Norway’s youngest Prime Minister is going viral for demanding a 4-day work week mandate.
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Compare this absolute loser behavior to Abdul answering hostile questions.
WELKER: Is a vote for you a vote for the Trump agenda? MIKE ROGERS: Um, I'm apologizing. I'm having some difficultly in my earpiece. But is a vote for you? I'm not sure. I'll tell you what a vote for me is. It's a great day for the state of Michigan
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matt damon getting home in the odyssey
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Palestinian skaters in Gaza continue skateboarding among destroyed buildings and damaged streets despite the war
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Now we're cooking with gas!
Casey Anthony Appears to Sound Off on Shane Gillis Following 'SNL' Monologue, Tells Men to 'Do Better'
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this is like criss angel mindfreak for pedophiles
OMG the Tesla Roadster just flew in the air!
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I’d rather lose with Max Muncy than win with Manny Machado
That moment you realize you could be a 3-time World Series champion and chasing a 3rd straight, but you chose to sign with little bro instead….
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Lock this guy up
Palmer Luckey reveals the startup he'd build today: oxytocin doping to end divorce "I would try to end the tragedy of divorce with oxytocin doping for marriage counseling." "We understand mammal pair bonding pretty well. There's a lot of people who want to stay together. Most of the people who don't want to stay together should stay together, especially for their kids." "And we can, if people think SSRIs are fine, which they're not, but if they were, then oxytocin doping to stay together is definitely fine." "It's the mammal pair bonding chemical. There's things you can do to increase the uptake, and it's very well understood. Also, totally unregulated, which is great. Unregulated spaces are a lot easier to do. You can go buy a kilogram of oxytocin on Sigma Aldrich Chemical Supply right now, and if you do that, maybe you won't die alone." "It's pure biology. It's used for women who don't bond with their kids, and now for women who don't bond with their husbands. It's also used for kids with various neurological issues, some kids with autism who struggle with pair bonding." "The cool thing is it's a self-reinforcing loop. We understand that very well. Unlike most drugs, it doesn't form a chemical dependency. It actually unburdens you from a chemical dependency."
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I like how by being racist, this person accidentally implies that Chinese Adam & Eve would’ve beaten Satan
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Four-year-old Habiba on her way to her first day of preschool 🥹 She lost both arms and one of her legs after Israel repeatedly delayed her medical evacuation from Gaza.
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Absolutely brutal video: Terrible decision, terrible execution. This type of video haunts a candidate forever xitter.cf/Acyn/status/2106507025…
Ramaswamy: I’m going to pick you up. *almost drops kid*
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El exfutbolista brasileño Juninho Pernambucano: "Me pongo enfermo cuando veo a futbolistas brasileños de derecha como Neymar apoyando a fascistas como Bolsonaro. Nosotros venimos de abajo y somos pueblo. ¿Cómo vamos a ponernos luego del otro lado?"
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Ramaswamy was designed in a lab to test how far Ohio will go to avoid voting for a Democrat
Ramaswamy: I’m going to pick you up. *almost drops kid*
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Why tf is Sarah Longwell speaking like she’s the leader of Democrats or some shit? THIS WOMAN IS A CONSERVATIVE WHO WAS A REPUBLICAN LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO WHY IS ANYONE LISTENING TO HER???
Sarah Longwell explains her pet theory for 2028: The 2028 nominee is very likely to be a Jewish person who is highly critical of Israel. I think that it helps to heal what is like the deep divide within the Democratic Party. Now do I think it's more likely that is the very handsome Jon Ossoff? I kind of do. Don't you guys want to win? Like, do you want to win more than you want to be right about everything? I bet you do. *applause*
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6 years of AR 🌟🧵
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jeezus dude. i will have whatever this guy is NOT having
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Rachel Dratch best dressed at the #VMAs was NOT on my bingo card.
Rachel Dratch at the #VMAs.
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Given how tight the NFC west is going to be this year, that bad DPI call could have insane ramifications
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Rachel Dratch arrives at the 42nd MTV #VMAs
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