ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm opening a new Mexican Restaurant called: 🌮 T.A.C.O. Here's the Menu! 🌮 Main Dishes - T.A.C.O. Special – $11.20 Trump Always Chickens Out: Chicken tacos served with a side of excuses and no spine. Warning: tends to flee when grilled. - The Indictment Enchiladas – $14.95 Stuffed with 91 spicy charges and wrapped in a flimsy tortilla of denial. - The MAGA Meal Burrito – $12.45 Overstuffed with beef, bologna, and broken campaign promises. No healthcare inside, just thoughts and prayers. Supreme Court Quesadilla – $13.88 Melts under pressure. Comes stacked with conservative cheese and a dash of Clarence Thomas hot sauce. 🐔 Appetizers - El Border Wall Nachos – $9.99 Stacked high but crumbles fast—just like his immigration policy. Served with "alternative facts" queso. - Covfefe Queso Dip – $5.99 Nobody knows what’s in it. Sad! - Stormy Jalapeño Poppers – $6.66 Spicy, steamy, and hush-money worthy. Comes with a non-disclosure sauce. 🍹 Drinks - The Moscow Mule – $7.77 So good, it colludes with your taste buds. - The Gaslighter Margarita – $8.00 You'll swear it wasn't salty. But it is. 🍰 Desserts - Election Flan – $4.20 Heavily doctored. Claims it won Best Flan 2020, despite all evidence to the contrary. The Fake News Churros – $6.00 Too good to be true. Dusted in denial and served with a dipping sauce of projection. 🧾 Disclaimer: All meals come with a complimentary copy of The Art of the Meal — ghostwritten, of course.