@SquirrelWar

Messengers from the future here to tell of the Squirrel War & warn against Supreme Overlord Pence. For more info: https://xitter.cf/t.co/40w3SuhmoM

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#TheGreatSquirrelWar is approaching. The Pence Regime has already started preparing. Are you prepared? Follow us for Squirrel War updates. We are your only source for Squirrel War facts, truths, stories, and info.
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Is he a Pence Loyalist who only hates Black Squirrels or is he against all Squirrels? #thesquirrelwar
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Support the Red Squirrel Regime. #FoxAndFoes #BlackSquirrelSolidarity
Dax Gigandet@Dax_Gigandet16 Feb 2019
Let's play a game: Fill in the blank I would rather ________________ than watch Fox News.
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It has begun. The @barkbox Instagram has been overtaken by Pence loyalists.
It’s #MyTwitterAnniversary Or in other words, one year of enlightening the naive masses of Czar Michael Pence’s squirrel genocide. #resist
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Replying to @SquirrelWar @SquirrelWestend
Unlike some of those crazy bipeds, squirrels celebrate diversity for the unique gift each of us are able to contribute to squirrel society. I join you in wishing Happy Holidays to all Squirrels.
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Happy Holidays to all Squirrels. Don’t let Czar Pence tell you otherwise.
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It will also block the Mexican red squirrel-led resistance front that has ferried thousands of Black squirrels to freedom.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump23 Dec 2018
The only way to stop drugs, gangs, human trafficking, criminal elements and much else from coming into our Country is with a Wall or Barrier. Drones and all of the rest are wonderful and lots of fun, but it is only a good old fashioned Wall that works!
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Someone who shares his anti-Black Squirrel agenda, no doubt.
Claude Taylor
@TrueFactsStated23 Dec 2018
Has anyone given any thought as to who Mike Pence’s running mate will be in 2020?
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Pence Sympathizer.
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Nice to hear @bastardspod mention @birdsarentreal in the recent episode. Would love to hear an episode focused on Supreme High Chancellor Pence and his war on Black Squirrels. #thesquirrelwar
This is likely due to the different Squirrel factions across America. Students in Supreme Overlord Pence’s strongholds will have more aggressive and hostile squirrels to contend with. #thesquirrelwar
Rodger Sherman@rodger18 Dec 2018
1. did you attend a college with squirrels on campus 2. did people assert that your school’s squirrels were, in some way, different from most squirrels
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The Squirrel War@SquirrelWar24 Nov 2018
Pence Regime propaganda. No Black Squirrels featured. It has begun. #thesquirrelwar
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You should do a Twelve Days of Squirrel Activism Christmas focusing on bringing awareness to #thesquirrelwar and the sinister Overlord Pence.
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“Lo, there sat 4 Squirrels, each with a different colored garment... As the leaves fell the four departments into the Oak with swift vigor to welcome all to the glory of the Squord.” Squirevelations 4:12
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The Squirrel War@SquirrelWar12 Nov 2018
Everyone please read this wonderful book by #EllieKemper. She went deep undercover into the Pence Grey Regime to expose their plans.
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Pence Regime propaganda. No Black Squirrels featured. It has begun. #thesquirrelwar
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Secret Squirrel@ssquirrel00713 Nov 2018
Replying to @SquirrelWar
thanks for the reminder, really want to read this one. an important, relevant work, for sure.
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Everyone please read this wonderful book by #EllieKemper. She went deep undercover into the Pence Grey Regime to expose their plans.
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It’s #ElectionDay. Did you vote for the #PenceRegime or stand up for your Black Squirrel brethren? #SupportAllSquirrels #VoteOutTheTyrants 🐿 🇺🇸
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White Squirrel@_White_Squirrel2 Sep 2018
Spies! #Russia
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