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Full strategy and step by step guide on how to play Exsqueektion on @squeekchain to get high scores (top 3 best run all time video attached) ⚠️ Golden rules Puff the moment you enter any dungeon or chamber bcs Mobs hit you instantly. Squeektoshi powers the game. When he stops running, you have 20 seconds to get back to spawn, even if he stops running, don't go back to spawn, start a new run. > Step 1: Find the first two dungeons ASAP On the minimap, get between the 2nd and 3rd zone (ring) and run in circles around the map. That’s where the dungeons are. Speed is the priority. > Step 2: Loot on the way Pick up keys and open chests to find the big bag. Grab rattle skates (boots) and any useful gear Spore billows: more puff power, slightly longer recharge Sugar glass shell: blocks one hit. Donuts: heal 20hp 🏆 Best setup: rattle skates + spore billows + butcher cleaver. No cleaver before your first dungeon? That’s fine. Finding the dungeons fast matters more. > Step 3: Clear the first dungeon Puff as soon as you enter. No weapon? Grab the paring knife. Mobs: spam click them and stay careful. There’s a donut in the first room of both early dungeons if you need healing. > Step 4: Check the mini boss loot After the mini boss, check the top right: there’s a crown plus another item. If that item is pristine, it’s worth a lot. Grab it. > Step 5: Beat the bosses Sugar Golem: easy. Puff when he does his close-range attack. Root Mother: annoying. Be patient. Practice each boss a couple of times and the patterns become easy. >Step 6: Gear check before the final dungeon Before entering the Horde King dungeon, you need at least: ✅ Big bag ✅ Rattle skates A pristine is a bonus. You need some luck for that, so don’t stress if you don’t get one. > Step 7: Head to the big boss After the 2nd dungeon you’re sent back to spawn. Follow the signs to the final dungeon. > Step 8: Inside the big boss dungeon Keep moving at all times. You can take damage out of nowhere (or maybe just avoid the green thing on ground, not sure about that yet) Grab the key and open the vault cage. It can hold really rare loot. There are lots of donuts around the portal to the boss chamber. Heal up. > Step 9: Fight the Horde King 100% to 60% HP: same pattern every time. Run around him and spam attack with the butcher cleaver. ❌ Skip the pew shotgun. It’s not worth it. Below 60%: 3 or 4 new attacks appear. Do one practice fight to learn them. It’s not hard, but mistakes are easy to make. Stay focused. Reward: the wild crown plus a lot of loot. > Step 10: Get out alive The portal does not take you to spawn. It drops you back at the dungeon entrance. Puff immediately when you come through. This is where most people die. > Step 11: Farm safely near spawn (optional) At this point you should have around 2.5K to 3K points, which is already a great run. If you have time left and feel safe, kill mobs and open chests around spawn. Better loot is farther out, but going far isn’t worth the risk. Stay close so you can make it back within 20 seconds when Squeektoshi stops.

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