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Great Britain
Joined December 2008
Backing up the blog/database because well, probably should right.....
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This thing still work ;-)
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I completed 1,428 tasks with @rememberthemilk in 2016 #rtmstats
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When your website throws a pop-up at me telling me to turn off Ad Blocking, I never return to your website. You're just not that specicial
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Warner Brothers are filming their upcoming movie in our office this morning. DBA weekend work excitment.
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John Sansom retweeted
Hey @SqlBrit this a product of the SQLBrit forum.... / @toosuto – at Seattle, WA
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Entering a motorway service station for a wee & exiting with three coffees, a burger, two sandwiches, a travel pillow & a camping chair
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Seriously? A 16 page CV. Next! #sqlserver
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Four-word horror stories: Team building away day Rail Replacement Bus Service Tell us about yourself We're out of milk Someone's at the door
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#bankholidayweekend plans: 1. Sit in traffic 2. Damage house 3. Eat all the food 4. Swallow all the booze 5. Ruin garden 6. Pretend to relax
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Up early to get some studying done before starting work.
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John Sansom retweeted
Is it true there are no 'roads' in the City of London? buff.ly/2aRHszr
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Down by the river in London at Southbank this afternoon. Chilled out Saturday
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"Good night last night?" - Translation: You look like you slept in a glovebox
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Super nice out this morning in London. Heading in to the office early for a day of winning. Have a good one folks!
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Up at 05:45 to get a head start and at the train station am told there are No Northbound Trains on the Overground. #BackHomeThen #TFLSuck