HAAAAASSSS ANYONE SEEN CHELSEA, COLE PALMER YELLOW, COLE PALMER RED, THE SHED END, JASON CUNDY, WHAT IS A CHELSEA RORY, PENDERS HALLOWEEN PUNCH, THE STAMFORD BRIDGE CURSE, JORDAN HENDERSON'S 65+ BUS PASS, CAICEDO THE BEST DM IN THE WORLDDDDDDD

Finally, a week without 'good siiiiigns' from Tottenham 🙃

36 YEARS OF HURT... NEVER STOP BELIEVIN' 🎵

THE STAMFORD BRIDGE CURSE IS BROKEN!

TEL?!?!?!?!!?

You know what, don't worry about it 😇

This is like watching a dad go in goal against his toddler with a beer in hand, knowing he'll never actually score against him

How long do we reckon Solanke, Porro, and Kulu have in their legs?

That's such a bitter blow for Tottenham and James Maddison. We look so much better with him on the pitch but he just can't stay fit. I just hope we don't run into the same problem with Kulusevski (and even Xavi Simons next year). We looked so much better with a 10 on the pitch!

The trouble with Tottenham this season is that we need 5 or 6 good chances to score a goal, while the opposition often need 1 or 2. I'm not sure what has to click for us to become more clinical (maybe it's a new striker), but I'm very hopeful for when it does #COYS

Tottenham showing up to a gun fight...

CHELSEA VS TOTTENHAM: After hitting 5 correct predictions out of 8 last week, I've had a go at predicting Chelsea vs Spurs this weekend. Unfortunately, I think it could be a tough evening for #THFC but fingers crossed #COYS 🤞 ✍️🏼 @NostrabetUK nostrabet.co.uk/football-pre…

The Coventry result was another encouraging sign ⬇️

FEATURE: James Maddison is class, but I think someone else could earn Tottenham their second Stamford Bridge win in the Premier League era... #COYS #THFC ✍️🏼 @NostrabetUK nostrabet.co.uk/blog/james-m…

My latest piece for @NostrabetUK where I predict betting outcomes for #THFC vs Coventry, as well as Arsenal, Man City, and Brighton! Fingers crossed for some winners! #COYS nostrabet.co.uk/football-pre…

I think Tottenham are about to explode as an attacking force and these 15 stats back it up... @NostrabetUK #COYS #THFC nostrabet.co.uk/blog/15-stat…