Hotspur Haiku 🟡

Spurs haikus are here! The game is about glory. To dare is to do. #COYS #THFC #haiku

Used to like TalkSport I would listen all the time Now, utter bollocks #THFC #COYS #haiku

Not a bad window Players who want to be Spurs Backed the manager #THFC #COYS #haiku

The painful rebuild A necessary evil Now, we move forward #THFC #COYS #haiku

I don't believe it We're acting like a big club Relegation scare... #COYS #THFC #haiku

So it comes to pass Welcome the painful rebuild Back the manager! #THFC #COYS #haiku

Who is working this? Surely cannot be Lange.... De Zerbi cooking! #THFC #COYS #haiku

Get in PSG! Sorry you commentators Woolwich defeated #COYS #THFC #haiku

Time for some sackings With immediate effects Johan and Vinai #THFC #COYS #haiku

Welcome Roberto! I'm somewhat optimistic Let's hope we stay up! #THFC #COYS #haiku

But, seriously! Go get Gallagher AND Jones! What are they doing????? #COYS #THFC #haiku

Many injuries! There's nobody left to play. Nothing incoming ... #THFC #COYS #haiku 🤕

Sitting quite idly Inaction is an action Relegation soon #THFC #COYS #haiku

Where are the signings? Need to kick on in Europe! Board made promises..... #COYS #THFC #haiku

Bentancur upgrade Welcome to Spurs, Gallagher! Now, please, more signings #THFC #COYS #haiku

Put VAR in the bin Nothing clear and obvious Subjective rubbish #THFC #COYS #haiku #VAR

How is that a pen? That stuff happens all the time! Game is truly gone #THFC #COYS #haiku

The assistant ref How did he miss two offside? PGMOL? #COYS #THFC #haiku

Everyone sing it Na na na na na na na Mickey Van De Ven! #COYS #THFC #haiku

VAR is wrong again Many cameras, still wrong Put it in the bin #THFC #COYS #haiku

Happy birthday, Spurs! So many greats through the years Our future is bright! #COYS #THFC #haiku #HappyBirthday