I ordered 10 of these.

BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval. For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

We pay trillions of dollars in taxes and this is what we get to represent us. Absolutely pathetic and absurd. Mitch McConnell has no idea what’s going on and should have been removed years ago.

🚨 OMG. Lone holdout Lindsay Clancy juror Michael Desronvil just revealed that he was getting "CUT OFF" constantly by the other jurors — mostly women — during deliberations "I didn't have ANY DOUBTS," he told NewsNation. That puts the pro-Clancy crowd's ENTIRE argument to rest! "As I tried to explain different possible theories during deliberation, I kept getting cut off as if I had doubts." Michael says he is STANDING FIRM that Clancy "knew exactly what she was doing and planned" So you mean to tell me this patriot sat in that room for 30+ hours, dealing with (likely liberal) women constantly interrupting him, and he stuck to his conscience? BRAVO TO THIS MAN! 👏🏻

Trump is a president with almost no party backing him. The Supreme Court is against him. The lower courts are against him. Congress is against him. The federal agencies are against him. What he does have is the strongest force of all: armed working-class people who mainly just want to be left alone.

White people are on the verge of extinction, why are they the only ones expected to sacrifice their countries to multiculturalism Global population of white people: 100 years ago: 35% 50 years ago: 20% 25 years ago: 15% Today just 8% Ask yourself why it’s only white countries who are being told they must accept mass migration

Number of arrests under Republicans: 2020 Stolen Election: 0 Jan 6: 0 Mar-a-Lago: 0 Biden Autopen: 0 Jeffrey Epstein clients: 0 DOGE Findings: 0 COVID: 0 Benghazi: 0 Russia Collision Hoax: 0 Ukraine Impeachment Hoax: 0 Funding Nationwide Protests: 0 Democrats Allowing illegals Voting: 0 Open Border Coordinators Republicans are going into Midterms - Without passing Voter ID - No proof of citizenship for voting - No mail in ballot reform - No mainstream media propaganda reform - No term limits passed - Mass deportations are not anywhere near what people voted for

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Former NFL star Collin Kaepernick has left his fans skeptical after claiming he was tied to a tree by white kids during his childhood.

About 1/3 of the way in I was fully prepared to hate how fake this was, and then a hero came along.

The head of the Church of England. Wish I was joking.

🚨This image should stop every churchgoing Brit in their tracks. The first female Archbishop of Canterbury handing an official interfaith award on the anniversary of 9/11 to a cleric whose organisation once praised Bin Laden, while a fully veiled woman stands between them, is not “reconciliation.” It is a public signal that the established church now treats incompatible worldviews as interchangeable photo opportunities. When the spiritual head of the Church of England cannot see the contradiction, the institution itself is in deeper trouble than most people realise. 🚨How many more of these ceremonies will it take before ordinary Anglicans decide the leadership no longer represents them?

Mitch McConnell voting on the farm bill 😭

The guy who voted 23 times to deny Americans mandatory paid sick leave just returned back to work at the Senate after receiving 92 days of paid leave

He is brain dead.

HOLY SHLIT Police body cam footage of MD state Senator Anthony Muse’s (D) drunken hit-and-run He claimed a driver was driving him, but camera footage shows that was a LIE. HE WAS DRIVING. He also appeared to be intoxicated! When police questioned him he said the “governor will take care of it.” Police declined to conduct a sobriety test and let him get away with it‼️ Unreal. HE MUST RESIGN

Who is shocked⁉️Anyone?

The first car to park on the trailer wins , I’ve never been so invested in a sport like this

"for my next trick, I'll destroy the relationship with our world superpower neighbour that protects us for free, & then convince Canadians we must pay The EU for protection" -Mark Carney, the genius?