
Mascot of "SpringTastic" Cereal. Proud sponser of Inanimate Insanity! https://xitter.cf/t.co/SC2YRUPE7E straw what? #iiparodytwitter account (duh)
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Joined May 2026
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Oh, right. i kinda forgot to show them off! I'm not just a cereal mascot, i also have a thing for engineering.
INNNTRODUCING....
SPRING-PHONE!
It does anything a mephone does, but better! and with a SpringTastic twist!
btw @totallyhum8369 since i made you too, the two of you are siblings
have fun with that knowledge!
// deadass anytime i hope a corrupt government guy dies, a famous actor dies instead
GENUINELY THIS HAPPENS EACH TIME, FIRST IT WAS DOLLY PARTON, THEN IT WAS PETER CULLEN, THEN EARLIER TODAY IT WAS ANOTHER FAMOUS ACTOR
EACH HAPPENED ON A DAY WHERE I WISHED TRUMP DIED.
...
i'm never turning around carelessly with equipment near me ever again
be real does my left eye look okay
// welp guess i can't update that marshapplebow ghostbuster fic, or that saltpep timeloop remake fic, or that multiverse one.
gotta wait for ao3 to not be offline
my loyal readers... will have to WAIT! *dramatic lighting and somber music*











