“At least she’s normal compared to the others…”

“Why is everyone either a psychopath, a criminal, or both…. Seriously…. Why does a cat need a whole nuclear arsenal…”

My shoulders hurt…

“Happy birthday!”

“Huh?”

Of course I like them! Who doesn’t!

Hey! It’s not that obvious…! Right..?

Well… maybe just a little…

N-no!

No I’m not!

Maybe…