𝚂𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚢 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐

Have a SSSSPRINGTASTIC Halloween fellas!

Sometimes I wonder how HIGH I could go! Don’t think I’ve reached space YET but I’ve certainly been past the clouds NUMEROUS times!!

My paddleball broke!! Where am I meant to find a new one there’s NOTHING around here!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s a WONDERFUL month for marketing!!

I’ve made myself a paddleball! I’ve been entertained for HOURS!!!

If you weren’t a FAN of the last one.. Don’t fret!! It isn’t too late for a RECALL!!! I could start selling this one instead- IF THIS ONE IS ANY BETTER!! What do we THINK????? THIS ONE is even GUARANTEED a little more ORIGINAL!!! And it has 4% MORE SPRINGS! NOT 2%!

We’re berry PPPPRRRoOuUUD of our products so I have no shame unveiling the brand new flavor of SPRINGTASTICCC!!!!!!! Berry Fun!! As you can see, IIIIIII worked very hard on coming up with this design!!!! Now with 2% more SPRINGS!

I’ve been considering getting into the milk business, think about how GOOD it COULD be!!! Tar flavored milk to go with your favorite tar frosted flakes! No, no, no.. NO time for that!! I’ll be showing off an aforementioned product later.. You fellas will LOVE IT!!!!

Howdy-doo all my toys?! Springtastic™ has had a decline in stock recently since I haven’t been around to film any commercials.. OH NO!!!! Well don’t you worry, because your pal Springy has a plan! Getting on SOCIAL MEDIA!!! You won’t get my face outta those aisles that easily!