@SpringCalgary

alberta enjoyer (masochist)

CANADA (alberta)
Joined March 2013
What can President Trump do right now that would impress you the most?
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lmao
Vance's midterms pitch: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years"
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dog ate your homework? you’re lying. dog ate your ass? you’re HIRED BY THE FBI.
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WHERE ARE THE MULES???
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If you want a job right now, better be 5’3” with an attitude.
what's funny is 'Men Have Gained NO JOBS Since Trump Took Office' sounds so hyperbolic -- but nope. there it is, on net:
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Avi Lewis Net-Approval Polling: ⚫️All: -14% ⚫️ATL: -1% ⚫️QC: -11% ⚫️ON: -12% ⚫️BC: -16% ⚫️SK: -22% ⚫️MB: -26% ⚫️AB: -29% ⚫️Women: -2% ⚫️Men: -27% ⚫️18-34 Year Olds: -6% ⚫️35-54 Year Olds: -16% ⚫️55+ Year Olds: -19% Angus Reid / Sept 7, 2026
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this is the best one imo
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omg i hear him debating down the chimney guys!
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Holy shit
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Tomorrow at work they’re going to pin me down and ladle diarrhea into my ear
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Vance tells Americans to be grateful gas prices aren’t even higher
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It seems my ex wife has child custodymogged me due to my neglectmaxxing
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long face
Peter MacKay: Mark Carney has "stacked the deck" electorally to create a "manufactured majority"
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Milo Yiannopoulos: "I didn't really understand the physical reality of how institutionalized the brutality is in America. The manner in which they arrest you, they put you in manacles, everybody is arrested like an MS 13 gang member. It was physically degrading. It was frightening. I don't think I've ever been frightened like that before. I was weeping like an old woman for an hour. I wouldn't wish it on anyone."
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congregation of the grey hairs
Separatist rally draws sea of Alberta flags to the legislature Saturday calgaryherald.com/news/local…
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It's this charm that makes America as popular as it is around the world today.
EISEN: Markets are wondering if we're in a tit for tat trade war with Canada BESSENT: Well, I don't think you can be in a tit for tat with someone who's 13 times larger than you are EISEN: They say they're doing okay BESSENT: What else are they gonna say? What are they gonna do? Take their 2 submarines and sic them on us?
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sometimes you gotta hand it to the post. nobody quite doing it like they are
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Pierre Poilievre:
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> Renames the Gulf of Mexico > Renames the Department of Defense > Renames Lake Ontario to Lake America Literally all this nigga does is rename shit and go to war for Israel
BREAKING: President Trump officially renames Lake Ontario “Lake America” by executive order.
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