Vol. Gambler. Middle School Quarterback. Tummy Ache Survivor (3x). Fan of all things involving Schneider’s Dwarf Caimans.
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If he’s doubtful to play then I’m probable to get play this weekend #droughtgod
This is actually a pro @coachjoshheupel tweet. I’m a massive fan of his and out of support I’m begging you to lose some LBs and purchase a razor
Roommate asked me why I don’t just wear my basketball shoes to the gym instead of putting them on when I get inside
Was at a red light next to a mailman with his window down. Rolled mine down and asked him if it’s weird to have the steering wheel on the right side of the car and he said he actually prefers it because you make more right turns while driving #perspective
I honestly think Vol fans just watched the two dumbest plays in CFB history (besides Nico and Joe running out of bounds)
1. Heupel called a goaline formation play action pass with 9 secs left and no timeouts.
2. Perlotte had a live ball at his feet and he SLAPPED the ball away.
Oh my goodness Valentine
what @TheoVon forgot is, I said it was a deal if and only if he told @tatemcrae to lemme take her on A1 date in Nashville 🤝 twitter make it happen 👀
