@SpoonsTom

Hi, Tom is my name, #SpoonsCustomerService is my game. Tom https://xitter.cf/t.co/yrrvOLSRK9

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Hi @nikestore I've bought these sports briefs and although I'm enjoying the freedom all the branding is upside down!
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Anyone still using Snapchat can feel free to add me…….. TomWetherspoon
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Choking OR incest, so does that mean if it has choking AND incest we’re ok? 🤷🏻‍♂️
BBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsOct 16
Porn showing choking or incest to be banned from early November, government says bbc.in/3TF2Ijx

Porn showing choking or incest to be banned from early November, government says

The move follows a review into pornography regulation in 2025 by Conservative peer Baroness Gabby Bertin

bbc.co.uk
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I absolute refute that claim and you will be hearing from my legal team imminently!
.@lm_67x2Sep 9
Selling some bikinis and stuff I took on my holiday on vinted and I’ve just had a message of “a girl” with a new account, no reviews/uploads asking to send me pics of me wearing the bikini “to see how it fits”. It’s 10000% a guy isn’t it
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Good morning cousin fuckers, get your best faded Fred Perry polo, slightly too tight Adidas trackies and trainers that were white when you bought them on and get yourself in here, the kids are back at school and there is fuck all else to do until Christmas.
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“What are your plans with my daughter?” Me…
Massimo
@Rainmaker1973Sep 1
The rule of thumb. A quick guide to approximate measurements using your hand.
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Nah, I would have definitely noticed!
allcanadianmom
@allcanadianmom1Aug 30
Reminder to never shake hands with ppl
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Absolutely convinced myself he had his shorts on back to front.
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To the lad that has just been overheard in our Newcastle pub telling one of his fellow all day drinkers and I quote “I’ll make you get your bodysuit poppers rusty” we salute you young man! Who said romance was dead?!
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Obviously I didn’t enter.
AVN Media Network
@AVNMediaNetworkAug 28
Finny Fox Crowned Mr. Good Stroke at 2026 Urban X Awards ow.ly/XLkU50ZGG8c @TheFinnyFox
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Good morning job dodgers, get your good Burtons menswear shitflickers, best Skazenger joggers with the crease stitched down the front and best court hoody on and get yourself in here so you have time to be suitably mangled by the time we fill up with those cunts with jobs later.
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Derek McOuttes has made 11 half time substitutions in 6 competitive games this season.
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You’re clearly fucking not! 🤷🏻‍♂️😂
Rangers Football Club
@RangersFCAug 27
준비됐나요?
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Hi sorry just scrolling, wondering what the option is for if I’d rather get myself off in between two hedgehogs?
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In order to not damage my eyes, I’m just going to look at the moon instead of the sun! 👍 #eclipse
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I’ve got one, one that answer every time I call, delivers my every demand and he can knock up a crackin’ special chow mein.
Luna@lunazbfaJul 26
get yourself a 4’11 Asian baddie
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Anyone fancy hitting me up with your earliest memory of any of my Wetherspoon accounts??
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Who remembers this #SpoonsCustomerService favourite? Wee heads up, keep an eye on this Spoons account as I’m doing some work behind the scenes to restore it to its former glory. Tom
WETHERS00NS_not@WETHERSP00NS10 Oct 2020
Hi Jennifer, that is actually a nut and if you look closely at the menu it does actually say ‘may contain nuts’ hope this helps. Tom
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They sound like fish to me. 🤷🏻‍♂️
BBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsJul 27
Man and woman die after being pulled from sea bbc.in/3RcB788

Father and daughter die after being pulled from sea at Newquay

A woman in her 30s and a man in his 60s from Doncaster are pronounced dead at the scene.

bbc.com
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Seemingly started training very young, as soon as his mum and dad said they were taking him on a cruise.
STV News
@STVNewsJul 21
Madeleine McCann's brother to compete for Scotland at Commonwealth Games. news.stv.tv/west-central/mad…

Madeleine McCann's brother to compete for Scotland at Commonwealth Games

The 21-year-old is set to make his Commonwealth Games debut when the event kicks off this week.

news.stv.tv
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So tonight at 4-2 as England play France for 3rd place the commentator, has actually come out and said……. ‘it wouldn’t be the first time England won their final World Cup match 4-2’ I mean come on, and the good people of England wonder why everyone else can’t back them! 🤷🏻‍♂️
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