Joined December 2020
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Goodmorning to all my glasses wearing baddies
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I guess if Bin Laden had been like “you have five seconds to evacuate the towers” we would have been fine with it
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are women ever going to admit that thongs are the most sensory nightmare piece of clothing that has ever existed or are they still going to look at me in my eyeballs and say “i actually find them more comfortable.”
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ur not lazy u just need to rest ur small beautiful little head most hours of the day bc ur soooo tiny and small and life is so big and hard and it’s ok
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“Go outside if you wanna horse around” Me:
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If I don’t have endless expensive athletic shorts I’ll surely die. How is this my only major expense?!
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Lindsey Miller retweeted
Yes babe you have bpd. Being perfect disorder
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i'm not paying student loans if there are aliens sorry
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we're all going to die. Soon.
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you think i’m thick?🫦
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People on keto diets just wanna taste things so bad
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Thought I was feeling manic but realized today is the first day the sun has been out in literal weeks
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I just said “I’m gonna take some droogs, you can call me Clockwork Orange” and my bf doesn’t care that I’m the best rapper alive.
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I said this about smoking weed before the thrift store
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Unfollowing people when I find out they get their dogs at breeders instead of adopting
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