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I guess if Bin Laden had been like “you have five seconds to evacuate the towers” we would have been fine with it
Lindsey Miller retweeted
are women ever going to admit that thongs are the most sensory nightmare piece of clothing that has ever existed or are they still going to look at me in my eyeballs and say “i actually find them more comfortable.”
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ur not lazy u just need to rest ur small beautiful little head most hours of the day bc ur soooo tiny and small and life is so big and hard and it’s ok
If I don’t have endless expensive athletic shorts I’ll surely die. How is this my only major expense?!
Thought I was feeling manic but realized today is the first day the sun has been out in literal weeks
I just said “I’m gonna take some droogs, you can call me Clockwork Orange” and my bf doesn’t care that I’m the best rapper alive.















