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Spongebob Quotes retweeted
Krusty Krab is unfair! Mr. Krabs is in there! Standing at the concession! Plotting his oppression!
What :P time :P does :P the :P next :P bus :P leave :P to :P Bikini :P Bottom :P
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Spongebob Quotes retweeted
When you quote Spongebob to someone and they don't get it and they just look at you and leave you to feel like everything is pointless.
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See, no one says “cool” anymore.. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral", as in “That nose job is so coral.”
Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?
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Happy Easter!
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Don’t stand too close to a squirrel, Billy! You’ll catch its stupid.
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Isn’t this great Squidward? It’s just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us.
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…Pants ripped off. Huh? Someone call the police, there’s a pants thief on the loose!
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Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.
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Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? Now he’s a bronzefish.
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One watermelon fresh from the manure fields, your spookiness!
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Meatball, meatball, spaghetti underneath. Ravioli, ravioli, Great Barrier Reef!
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I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo. Wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! It’s first grade Spongebob.
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Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.
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