I wanna try to prove a point here Is it a red flag when your boyfriend/girlfriend has been talking to their ex and says they feel bad for them while they’re dating you

How tf my computer gonna move files around when I’m not even on it. Smh I’m just trying to play some games and it’s goin uNhAnDlEd ExCePtIoN and No ObJeCt ReFeReNcE

Looking at my following and followed by, looks like the parody community I was in died as covid began. Fuckin tragedy. Those were some good times, good laughs, completely ridiculous wars between whoever that were adding more story to the community. Maaan that was fun.

So like who’s still on here from back when the parody community was actually active and fun? Anyone?

I like mustard

Simeon from gta 5 is bald as fuck

What’s the top trending hashtag rn? Let’s see #QueenElizabeth I shoulda seen that coming. Anyway

Bro that’s insane

What is Twitter

Uhh, is this the bathroom?

So long story short. If you’re from the parody community and remember my account and the clones, well then you remember them always asking for the math homework. They never got the math homework. Don’t ask where they went. Just know Peta was involved

Alright Twitter. Start more chaos than usual for no reason. Starting… Now!

I need boob. Give. Give now.

It is foretold that somewhere hidden away past the valley, beyond the mountains, far past the oceans. There’s but only one toilet so powerful that it can take on even the largest of poops. It will return to us. And when that time comes, expect nothing but single flush poops.

Me horny. Me want pussy. Give

Eeded

What if when you download an app from an ad, it would no longer show up for you? Wouldn’t that be neat? You know? Instead of pestering you over and over to download it?

Maybe if I believe hard enough I can piss kool-ade