I LOVEEE MY JOB! #TeamFrycooks Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? I do! :)

Bikini Bottom
Joined May 2010
*Boyfriend and girlfriend showering together* Girl: "Baby I want you to do bad things to me" Boy: *Puts shampoo in her eyes*
7
244
4
701
I've been judged by people I care about, ignored by those who said they'd never leave and hurt by the ones I love the most.馃槓
1
68
3
30
Sperm.
1
3
1
馃悪馃悹馃惉馃悷馃惓馃悑 and no sponge. #racism
1
24
14
Why doesn't Apple make SpongeBob emojis? Hmm
23
16
"is mayonnaise an instrument?" RT if you read that in Patrick's voice.
1
85
156
Krabby Patties > Big Macs & Whoppers.
19
6
Not talking to someone you used to talk to everyday <<<<<
2
22
6
Magnified picture of sand. #Beautiful
10
4
HAHAHAHA.
1
18
6
My room is about as organized as the Walmart $5 DVD bin.
2
15
8
I've got 99 problems and I'm not dealing with any of them. :D #imready
2
26
10
There's no such thing as too much sleep.
1
23
6
Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow.
16
5
#spongebobmemories are you finished with those errands?
2
42
14
Spongebob: "Can you hear me?" Patrick: "No, its too dark." #spongebobmemories
1
72
10