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Splotchtober@SplotchStallionAug 26

Superior semenship

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Splotchtober@SplotchStallionOct 17

Taking applications for big bull boyfriends 🐮 ✅

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Splotchtober@SplotchStallionOct 14

Okay hear me out: the wash your dragon game but with horses 🧼 🐴 ✨

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Splotchtober@SplotchStallionOct 12

The official coffee creamer for horses 😌

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Splotchtober@SplotchStallionOct 12

You can crush a can with your bicep? That’s cute. I can crush one with my balls 😎

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Splotchtober@SplotchStallionOct 12

Sucking pole

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Splotchtober@SplotchStallionOct 10

It’s Buddy! And look who’s the next guest star! 🎨 Esper and Karst on FA #buddy #buddytheunicorn

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Splotchtober@SplotchStallionOct 9

Just let it happen

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Splotchtober@SplotchStallionOct 4

Okay Buddy Sing-Along was awesome but @Buddy_The_Uni I’m gonna need you to release your album now fr

Splotchtober@SplotchStallionOct 3

Oh yeahhhh time for Buddy Sing-Along! #buddy #buddytheunicorn #buddysingalong

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Splotchtober@SplotchStallionOct 3

Oh yeahhhh time for Buddy Sing-Along! #buddy #buddytheunicorn #buddysingalong

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Splotchtober@SplotchStallionOct 2

Ran into @MattTheMooCow today 🐮

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Splotchtober@SplotchStallionOct 1

I wasn’t invited back to the children’s party after this

そばまに@dckw3jOct 1

#馬力強い馬だと思うもの

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Splotchtober@SplotchStallionOct 1

“Daddy, can I have the chair shaped like a fully grown muscular man’s lap?”

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Splotchtober@SplotchStallionSep 28

“Don’t cum”

@PipiAsiyaSep 27

"I will withdrawal I promise" Also him👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

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Splotchtober@SplotchStallionSep 26

Girl is it autumn, cause I’m fall-ing for you 🐴 🍁

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Splotchtober@SplotchStallionSep 25

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!! 🐴🧡🦄

BuddytheUnicorn

@Buddy_The_UniSep 25

ask and you shall receive! the sing-along version of my movie will be in theaters nationwide starting October 2. tickets go on sale next week 🎤

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Splotchtober@SplotchStallionSep 22

Okay canine frens, I’m curious. Because you have such a heightened sense of smell, are you always silently judging people? Like when you’re hanging out with your bros is it like: “Hmmm… *sniff sniff* Why does Matt smell like Splotch?” 🤔 😳 😏

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Splotchtober@SplotchStallionSep 21

Did you know that I make a cameo in the Buddy movie? Pretty cool huh 😎 #Buddy

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Splotchtober@SplotchStallionSep 21

Okay but honestly how did he do that

@DeerpostssSep 19

"What the fuck is that"

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Splotchtober@SplotchStallionSep 21

Again! #Buddy #BuddytheUnicorn #BuddyMovie

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Splotchtober@SplotchStallionSep 14

It was even better the second time! This is my new favorite movie! GO SEE IT! 5/5 Splotch Stars #buddy #buddytheunicorn

Splotchtober@SplotchStallionSep 14

I’m doing it again #Buddy 🐴🧡🦄

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