Splorp mcguffins · Oct 18, 2026 · 11:53 PM UTC

Splorp mcguffins

160Media

Splorp mcguffins@SplorpM9864120h

I feel gross I hope I'm not getting sick

Splorp mcguffins · Oct 18, 2026 · 6:40 PM UTC

Splorp mcguffins@SplorpM98641Oct 18

I wanna rp MLAATR but there is so much cringe, I want a realistic RP not smut

Ryan · Oct 17, 2026 · 5:58 PM UTC

Splorp mcguffins retweeted

Ryan@rb17460Oct 17

Common engineer trait (doesn't matter which field) is proudly stating they could easily make a user-friendly product experience while bemoaning the fact that others are paid to do so. They will then do something like this

Lexer

@LexerLuxOct 17

i HATE how an engineer invented the correct way to write recipes like 20 years ago and nobody else ever used it

126

4,477

193,866

Splorp mcguffins · Oct 18, 2026 · 3:10 AM UTC

Splorp mcguffins@SplorpM98641Oct 18

Just shat a salad :(

Splorp mcguffins · Oct 18, 2026 · 2:26 AM UTC

Splorp mcguffins@SplorpM98641Oct 18

You know they are the one when they run to the store to get Pepto whilst you are dying in the bathroom

Yaffa🖖 · Oct 17, 2026 · 6:36 PM UTC

Splorp mcguffins retweeted

Yaffa🖖@archaicf0ssilOct 17

This is why watching Star Trek is the most healing thing you can do

371

4,645

39,658

Splorp mcguffins · Oct 18, 2026 · 1:58 AM UTC

Splorp mcguffins@SplorpM98641Oct 18

Just shit stomach acid gamer style, gonna kms later if I feel like it idk

Splorp mcguffins · Oct 17, 2026 · 10:27 PM UTC

Splorp mcguffins@SplorpM98641Oct 17

Taking the biggest shit of the quarter rn

Splorp mcguffins · Oct 16, 2026 · 9:06 PM UTC

Splorp mcguffins@SplorpM98641Oct 16

I wish I was Hatsune Miku

Splorp mcguffins · Oct 16, 2026 · 11:31 AM UTC

Splorp mcguffins@SplorpM98641Oct 16

Bro is SEETHING

Jamie Andrews@JamieAA_AgainOct 16

I've found where the drones are coming from. Taking the opinion of someone who sees the beauty in concrete planters. 🤪🤡

Splorp mcguffins · Oct 15, 2026 · 2:58 AM UTC

Splorp mcguffins@SplorpM98641Oct 15

Popt zitz

Splorp mcguffins · Oct 15, 2026 · 12:11 AM UTC

Splorp mcguffins@SplorpM98641Oct 15

I was in the hospital for internal bleeding (runaway U.C.) and my mom used that as an opportunity to lecture me on how I will never be faithful to my fiancée because I am bisexual. Then when I called her out she said she didn't understand why we didn't get along. Hmm wonder why.1

𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒

@heyyitsjaneaOct 14

i love when kids escape their toxic parents 😌

197

Splorp mcguffins · Oct 15, 2026 · 12:14 AM UTC

Splorp mcguffins@SplorpM98641Oct 15

2 So I cut her off permanently because this has been a recurring issue (along with her saying I'm a risk to kids for being bi/queer, saying I'm only bi because I was molested etc) Recently she tried to reach out thru a text chain with my partner. Legit thinking about a r-o.