“ptsd” from a superhero movie lol
Replying to @FuckYouIGN
no i only ever watched endgame in the theatres and never again cuz i got ptsd so that’s probably why lol
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JJ McCarthy’s 243 passing yards in the 4Q were just NINE YARDS short of the NFL single-quarter passing record shared by Tom Brady and Boomer Esiason
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local cop just attempted to stop and frisk me bc i had a foil-wrapped item in my hand. asked me “let’s make this easy, how much weight you got?” didn’t like when i said “you stopped me for donuts?” really didn’t like when it was donuts. sped off.
get absolutely shat on, kid
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Brother in law used chat gpt to book my niece’s birthday party and we showed up today and there’s no party
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Apparently he asked it to find him good child birthday party places then deadass said to it “can you book one for 2pm Saturday 2pm at [place]” i really fucking wish I was making this up
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bit h I just sneezed and someone said, “bless you”. I’m at home ALONE mind you. it was the FedEx lady dropping off a package on my porch lord I thought it was over for me 😭😭
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I was flying to New York and while boarding the woman in front of me was struggling to get her bag into the overhead bin. I asked if she needed some help and she said no. About an hour into the flight a flight attendant pulled me aside and asked what I had said to her. Turns out she reported me to the crew for sexual harassment and said I made her uncomfortable.
Fortunately several witnesses took my side and so I didn’t get into any trouble, but you’ve still got to be careful. There’s some crazy people out there who will try to ruin your life over nothing.
Replying to @RichardArion1
what is the worst thing that happened to you for approaching a girl? you got imprisoned? pepper sprayed for introducing yourself to her? you shouldn't live in fear of women. they're just women, and a lot of them are nice
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Pushing him out the way for nothing so she could do nothing.. It’s fake victim syndrome all up and down my TL rn.
Replying to @JoshHarris25
Pushed him out of the way so she could be the one staring at the kid on the ground not helping instead of him 🤡
great vibes
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner
“My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…”
“I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
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How this Mf feels saying “Back to threads”
#blameKD even though KD stayed on top of his game at 36 and got u back this “culture” you love so much. Aye, Matthew acts like I got arrested for a DUI or sumn. Back to threads 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The first time I saw Adrianna Chechik she was riding around the streets of Miami squirting out the passenger window
Adrianna Chechik and Megan Rain call out 0F creators for discrediting the hard work of actual p0rnst@rs 😳
They say many 0F girls deliberately do outrageous things just to go viral, because views directly translate to money.
“They don’t care about what they do as long as it goes viral.”
“We didn’t need to do crazy things to advertise ourselves. Our advertisements were our performances.” 💀































