This is by far the dumbest halftime show I’ve ever seen.

Hey New Orleans, like our new statue? #ATLvsNO

Fuck the Saints. Always acting like it's the only place something bad ever happened. Live in a city 1000 ft below sea level, what do you expect. Fuck that stupid city.

All the AP poll does is make me realize no one knows how to rank teams. If they did it wouldn’t drastically change every single week.

Women acting like they don’t know what drinking too much alcohol does? It impares judgment. If you you willingly and knowingly impare your judgment to the point of blacking out, you can’t say you didn’t consent. Sorry. Don’t be an idiot.

Damn, Michigan goes down for the second time this season. Buncha losers.

Michael Penix can go suck a fat dick. Loser ass QB is supposed to lead the team, not collect a paycheck.

The fact that people support anyone who kills babies and toddlers will forever blow my mind.

Damn @Real___iTamara did you shit yourself when @joerogan followed you?

Watching the Phillies St. Louis game is like watching a team playing against itself. Phillies couldn’t pick a closer to white color to wear?

US doesn’t need 11 players to kick ass! FIFA refs can’t stop us.

This ref trying hard to make the US lose this game vs Bosnia. What a BS red card on Balogun.

Anyone else think these anchors on #Fox covering #FIFA are the most dull sounding, bland, boring sports analysts they’ve ever heard? They have zero enthusiasm and show zero expression or emotion. It’s so odd watching and listening to.

I’d love to see any World Cup caliber soccer player get hit by an NFL linebacker so they have an actual reason to lay on the ground and cry instead of pretending.

After watching #FIFA for a week I’ve determined soccer is just a bunch of men laying on the ground, crying, holding their leg, then running off like it didn’t happen. Literally happens every 3 mins.

Ridiculous when you’re traveling at a hotel in Georgia and can’t watch the Braves on TBS for a game in Boston… @Braves

For the record on standard vs daylight savings time, I don’t care what the sun is like in the morning. I hate the sun up until 9pm in summer. Fucking stupid.

Im so sick of heading people complain about being debt from taking out student loans. Don’t take out loans you can’t afford to pay back. Employers value experience far more than education.

Here’s my petition for the @AtlantaFalcons to make me the new GM. Save a ton of money and I can’t do any worse. We got this.