Parody of @GeopoliticsDH. I unironically support fascist regimes because I think any country that opposes the USA is automatically an anti-imperialist country.
The fascist USA
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Rather than choose the lesser of two evils, I decided to do absolutely nothing, and pat myself on the back for nourishing my unending sense of self superiority.
If I could, I would have voted for Putin, who famously never sends anyone to a premature death.
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! I sure don’t! That’s because it was before Musk ruined it and changed its name!
Danny Haiphong Parody retweeted
Presenting the TWITTER FRINGE HIGHLIGHT REEL OF 2023!
I've thrown together a list of top tweets for every month of 2023. Vote for the best by replying with your favorite tweet of the month below.
Starting off strong with this all-time banger from January:
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BREAKING: Greyzone to join BRICS in a bid to break the NATO neoliberal stranglehold on GoFundMe
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I see @conoranalysis (Conor King) no longer exists on this site. Farewell, my friend… I really did admire you and look up to you. I hope you are well. 🫡
The only possible explanation for a country not wanting to join BRICS must be vulture creditors, or else maybe American imperialism.
I can’t wait to explain why it’s a threat to world peace to supply Ukraine with arms in response to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine!
Russia liberated crimea in 2014, just like it started to liberate the entirety of Ukraine in 2022. Those who resist Russian liberation are in fact terrorists.
However, China is also the “leader” in green technology, so this is entirely excusable.
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Countries that voluntarily join the EU and NATO are not US allies; they are instead somehow being destroyed by the US, because destroying its own “vassal states” is a great way to weaken Russia and China.
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As if spying on every nation of the earth wasn’t bad enough, now the US regime is developing spy bases on MARS!
This map suggests that the imperialist USA even has a spy base in Mongolia and Russia! This is how bad I am at even the most basic fact checking and critical thinking. 😂
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(Somehow I saw his tweet through a reply from @thocpodcast, even though Danny still has he blocked. That’s how I quote tweeted this lol)
Every time I repeat the same things every state media account in China “report” on, I like to pop a bottle of champagne and pat myself on the back, knowing that I’ve defeated some “anti China hawk” and/or “warmonger” who opposes China’s daily threats to start a war with Taiwan.
