This isn’t where I parked my car…

Joined September 2021
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ayson Tatum (no J)
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This guy is blinded with Celtics glaze. The Bonnie blue of Celtics glazers
Crazy to see Boston’s surplus of 3-point shooting contrasted with Detroit’s lack of 3-point shooting. Celtics also have so many more sources of shot creation. Just on a different tier from the Pistons.
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Trading Jaylen Brown because Tatum’s ego couldn’t handle being the 2nd best player just to be the 2nd best player to 40 year old PG is so good Can’t script comedy like that
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Commanders clock management son or eagles medical staff daughter
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You can’t be a SB contender when you average 4.9 yards a pass attempt @BarstoolBigCat
🚨Week 6 NFL Computer Power Rankings🚨 Lot to discuss
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Grab bag of the year hands-down @JonesandKeefe
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Jayden Daniels has only won two games since his rookie season and his last win as a starter came on October 5th 2025. Drake Maye went winless for two weeks and we questioned everything down to his wife's cooking skills. Buddy hasn't won in a year??!!
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“Who Needs Water” would be a sick name for an alternative rock band that stood up against AI conglomerates
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Out of respect for @JayD__5 why isn’t he allowed 5 downs?
Jayden Daniels throwing the ball away on 4th down 😭 Where is his head at?
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Next Stop: Paris 🇫🇷
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The New York Jets ABSOLUTELY SUCK
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If the Commanders lose tonight on Monday Night Football to the 49ers, the NFC East would become the first division in NFL history to be winless in consecutive weeks in which all teams in the division played a game. And two of the teams played each other last week.
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Fuck it let's overreact....BRUINS SWEEP CALIFORNIA, WIN 5 IN A ROW & ARE FIRST PLACE IN THE ATLANTIC
I'm trying not to overreact to this start by the Bruins but the production & progression they're getting from the young guys is really encouraging for the outlook
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I’m a dude, she’s a dude, he’s a dude, cause we’re all dudes hey @JonesWEEI @Keefe21
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You remember how everyone was so confident Bo Nix would have played better than Stidham in white out conditions vs a top 5 defense without Waddle? We still sure about that? Nix has 3 games this season with less passing yards than Stidham had in that blizzard with Waddle and beautiful weather. 🤷🏽
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Congresswoman Carolyn Maloney (D-NY) gives a speech on the House floor in a full burqa to demonstrate the repressive conditions women and girls face under Sharia Law in places like Afghanistan.
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Truly disgusting player
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Literally no one likes these
Uni update: blue on blue this Sunday 🔵
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There are 701 qualified QB seasons through 6 games in the past 20 years 2026 Bo Nix ranks 701st out of 701 in average pass length (4.9 air yards per attempt) His avg pass was thrown behind the line of scrimmage in the 2nd half on Thursday
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